Satire: Students bite back after dog-directed blog drops ball with publishing
By Jared Bowes | 02/22/2023After hiring a poodle to manage the SPA blog, contributors leave in protest
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Monday, March 27, 2023
After hiring a poodle to manage the SPA blog, contributors leave in protest
A comical fall semester has led to existential dread over the spring
“I’ve been hearing rumors about this individual for weeks, but I’m still unsure of her existence,” one professor said.
In a twist of fate no one could have predicted, a male CLEG major asked an on-topic question
Can’t afford to sleep in your own bed? Try a lounge couch today!
The student body fights back against the flu with mass migration to urgent care
Decal message fails to persuade mortal diners into trusting quality of food
The story of how an abandoned toy sparked a revolution for all
An advice column on strategies to earn money during college
'I just don’t see how I can make a State of the Union speech and interrupt a peer in the same class period'
Begging, bribing and breakdancing: One student’s attempt to be resubscribed
'From being bureaucratically confusing to ignoring minorities, American does our utmost to mirror the real world as possible'
University committed to increasing length and frequency of emails
‘The decision to pay our faculty in actual US currency was egregiously wrong from the start’
“We are experiencing doubts as to whether we are truly sorry at all”
Sports Center Annex never before seen by student eyes
‘Are you seeking gainful employment?’
Efforts to secure one singular, midterm-free moment fail
'I couldn’t wait to get back to campus and not have to worry about mandatory testing'
Students to have more capitalist exploiters to choose from
