The Seagle Staff

Satire: Which Seagle writer are you?

By The Seagle Staff · Monday, Dec. 8, 2025

Satire: Top 15 mayoral candidates Democrats wish had been chosen over Zohran Mamdani

By The Seagle Staff · Friday, Nov. 7, 2025

Satire: JASMINE BEGS: How do I beat this damned heat?

By The Seagle Staff · Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2025

Satire: JASMINE BEGS: Can we not talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?

By The Seagle Staff · Friday, March 7, 2025

Satire: Oh no! Your bad icebreaker question actually came true!

By The Seagle Staff · Wednesday, Feb. 5, 2025

Satire: PETITION: Let the Seagle be Secretary of the Press

By The Seagle Staff · Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2025

Satire: Jasmine Begs

By The Seagle Staff · Friday, Dec. 13, 2024

Satire: The Seagle’s horoscope predictions

By The Seagle Staff · Friday, Dec. 6, 2024

Satire: Top 12 things we miss about living in New Jersey

By The Seagle Staff · Thursday, Nov. 21, 2024

Satire: Most Embarrassing TDR Foods

By The Seagle Staff · Thursday, June 6, 2024

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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