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SATIRE: AUPD’s response to backlash about potential arming — ‘but we wanna’

By The Seagle Staff | 11/29/2023

In an attempt to win student support, AUPD has offered to shoot down students’ doors to help them avoid additional lockout charges 

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Satire: American University community reacts to the only interesting thing that has ever happened in Tenleytown

By The Seagle Staff | 10/31/2023

The world is still picking up the pieces after the holy ground of the Tenleytown Wawa was  shaken by a shocking display of juvenile violence