Satire: Which Seagle writer are you?

Intrigue! Drama! Suspense! Satire!

From the Newsstands: This article appeared in The Eagle’s December 2025 print edition which can be viewed here.

AU students take on spring break

American University avoids military tuition assistance cuts

Lawmakers skip President Trump’s State of the Union for ‘People’s State of the Union’

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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