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Satire: RICO charges sought against Don of Woke Mob

By Jack Leary · Wednesday, May 6, 2026

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Scientists shocked to find Kogod students share nearly 100% of genetic information with homo sapiens

By Jack Leary · Friday, March 20, 2026

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Satire: Inside the mind of the median voter

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The night of the living hillterns

By Jack Leary · Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2025

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Satire: Freshmen send warning shots by executing fire alarm prankster publicly

By Jack Leary · Thursday, April 10, 2025

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Satire: American University commits itself to free speech as long as it’s good for PR

By Jack Leary · Tuesday, Feb. 4, 2025

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Satire: American University’s Student Government celebrates the election of their 4,000th member

By Jack Leary · Friday, Oct. 11, 2024

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Satire: Pampered white boy says Letts Hall is the hood

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The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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