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By India Siecke | 11/15/2023Answering your burning questions for these underpaid heroes
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Thursday, November 30, 2023
Answering your burning questions for these underpaid heroes
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Let’s stop pretending Joe Biden is your neighbor
After requiring two-factor authentication on all students’ Canvas and email accounts, the University takes its robust security measures to the residence halls
A comical fall semester has led to existential dread over the spring
“I’ve been hearing rumors about this individual for weeks, but I’m still unsure of her existence,” one professor said.
In a twist of fate no one could have predicted, a male CLEG major asked an on-topic question
'From being bureaucratically confusing to ignoring minorities, American does our utmost to mirror the real world as possible'