India Siecke

Satire: Department of War Secretary Pete Hegseth Rumored to Suffer From Early Onset Ottoman Syndrome

By India Siecke · Thursday, Sept. 24, 2026

The Whiz

By The Whizard , Jasmine Shi , Aidan Dowell and India Siecke · Friday, May 15, 2026

Satire: AU faces backlash over new consultant group SUCCS

By India Siecke · Thursday, March 26, 2026

Satire: Local student awarded environmental prize for only dating girls on his floor.

By India Siecke · Thursday, Jan. 22, 2026

Satire: Top 6 reasons to graduate early

By India Siecke · Thursday, Dec. 11, 2025

Satire: American University students and abstinence

By India Siecke · Friday, Dec. 13, 2024

Satire: The DPA found laying traps for male students to increase enrollment

By Ian Thornbrugh and India Siecke · Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2024

Satire: A sit-down interview with an RA

By India Siecke · Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2023

Satire: Tragic! Kind of hot 19-year-old in your class is balding

By India Siecke · Wednesday, Nov. 8, 2023

Nine vegetarian dining options on campus

By India Siecke · Friday, Sept. 22, 2023

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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