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Satire: Top 7 things AU students are looking forward to for summer break

By India Siecke | 05/05/2023

Let’s stop pretending Joe Biden is your neighbor

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Satire: AU requires Duo two-factor authentication during intimate activities

By India Siecke | 04/28/2023

After requiring two-factor authentication on all students’ Canvas and email accounts, the University takes its robust security measures to the residence halls

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Satire: The Seagle’s satire writers in crisis: It’s just too easy

By India Siecke | 02/16/2023

A comical fall semester has led to existential dread over the spring

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Satire: In rare feat never seen before, student takes 18 credits and tells no one

By India Siecke | 02/15/2023

“I’ve been hearing rumors about this individual for weeks, but I’m still unsure of her existence,” one professor said.

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Satire: Shocking! Male CLEG major asks relevant question

By India Siecke | 02/07/2023

In a twist of fate no one could have predicted, a male CLEG major asked an on-topic question

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Satire: American University claims it was preparing Jewish students for the professional world by ignoring their most important holidays

By India Siecke | 11/30/2022

'From being bureaucratically confusing to ignoring minorities, American does our utmost to mirror the real world as possible'