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Satire: What AUSG actually does and why you should care

By Faiza Mujahid · Tuesday, May 5, 2026

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Satire: A groundbreaking study confirming Abrahamic religions have been talking about being stoned this whole time

By Faiza Mujahid · Tuesday, May 5, 2026

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How to dismiss Iranian women’s oppression: A professional development guide for emerging solidarity leaders

By Faiza Mujahid · Friday, March 6, 2026

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Satire: Decolonize everything except tuition

By Faiza Mujahid · Monday, Feb. 16, 2026

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Satire: For your consideration: Donald J. Trump (President of Peace)

By Faiza Mujahid · Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2026

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Satire: How to spread terrorist misogynistic propaganda: A travel influencer’s guide to Afghanistan (and other logical fallacies)

By Faiza Mujahid · Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2025

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Satire: My roommate turned half of our dorm room into a psychiatrist’s office

By Faiza Mujahid · Monday, Oct. 13, 2025

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Lazy TikTok tradwives vs. feminists: A bedrotting girlboss investigates

By Faiza Mujahid · Friday, Sept. 12, 2025

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Satire: How to be ethical-ish: A Western journalist’s guide to reporting on genocide (but gently)

By Faiza Mujahid · Monday, May 5, 2025

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The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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