Eric Steinberg

Eric Steinberg is a satire columnist in his sophomore year at AU. He's originally from Central New Jersey (yes it does exist) and is a CLEG major. In his free time Eric enjoys watching sitcoms and practicing his mediocre impressions.

Satire: Student resorts to Beast Games after failing to opt-out of Follet All-Access book plan

By Eric Steinberg · Thursday, Nov. 12, 2026

AU To Tackle Debt Problem With Just One More Quad Festival

By Eric Steinberg · Friday, May 1, 2026

Satire: Republicans Endorse Same-Sex Relationships in an Effort to Prevent Abortions

By Eric Steinberg · Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Satire: Trump Administration Declares It Summer

By Eric Steinberg · Monday, March 2, 2026

Satire: Failed AUSG candidate incites insurrection in TDR

By Eric Steinberg · Monday, Dec. 1, 2025

Satire: Satire writer censored after told writing ‘isn’t funny’ and is ‘really bad’

By Eric Steinberg · Monday, Oct. 20, 2025

Satire: 36 National Guard members successfully detain rogue jaywalker

By Eric Steinberg · Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2025

Satire: New blockbuster hailed as eleventh most important movie of the season

By Eric Steinberg · Tuesday, Sept. 2, 2025

Satire: AU Students still can’t believe Trump hasn’t found out about them yet

By Eric Steinberg · Friday, Aug. 29, 2025

Satire: How American University can regain supremacy in collegiate athletics

By Eric Steinberg · Monday, April 7, 2025

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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