Domenic DiPietro

Satire: Federal Reserve warns that ‘walking-around money’ could soon exceed $50

By Domenic DiPietro · Thursday, Oct. 22, 2026

Satire: Trump announces US has killed Osama Bin Laden again

By Domenic DiPietro · Monday, Sept. 28, 2026

Satire: Microsoft introduces NoDrive in latest AI war venture

By Domenic DiPietro · Thursday, April 30, 2026

Satire: A measured response from Gen Alpha

By Domenic DiPietro · Thursday, March 5, 2026

Satire: Newest AU professor exposed as two students in a trenchcoat

By Domenic DiPietro · Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2026

Satire: The parable of Jesús and the 12 residents

By Domenic DiPietro · Tuesday, Oct. 21, 2025

Satire: The hottest new job opportunities for American University students

By Domenic DiPietro · Monday, Oct. 20, 2025

Satire: The syllabus files

By Domenic DiPietro · Monday, Aug. 25, 2025

Satire: Guide to major free agency

By Domenic DiPietro · Monday, April 28, 2025

Satire: The case for corporate loyalty

By Domenic DiPietro · Friday, March 28, 2025

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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