The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental. Outrage erupted on campus yesterday as students were shocked to learn that the beloved first-year government professor, Toukid Intrench, is not who ...
Hollywood has given Oscars to method actors, comeback stories and men who whisper into microphones for three hours. Considering how easy it was for them, is it really such a big deal if we give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize? And who better to receive this towering honor than President Donald J. Trump: ...
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