The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is fictional. Hello, fellow culture gurus, it’s your silly satirist back again with yet another professional development opportunity. Today’s workshop is designed ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental. Dear Gen Z, My name is Bryden Rorech. I’m 12 years old. And yes, I’m part of Gen Alpha. Go ahead and laugh. Laugh, like you always do. In ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. As the One Piece flag flies across Nepalese skies following the first ever Discord ...
The Eagle’s editorial board is composed of its staff but does not represent every individual staffer’s views. Rather, it provides an insight into how The Eagle, as an editorially independent institution, responds to issues on campus. On Jan. 26, President John Alger announced a new five-year ...
The Eagle’s editorial board is composed of its staff but does not represent every individual staffer’s views. Rather, it provides an insight into how The Eagle, as an editorially independent institution, responds to issues on campus. On Jan. 30, the Department of Justice released another batch of ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental. WASHINGTON - After several heated confrontations with members of the press in the Oval Office today, President Trump pivoted away from a discussion ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. Women are taught endurance long before they are taught consent, authority or ...
Creo yo que los lectores se sorprenderían con la cantidad de comentarios que, como colombiano, recibo relacionados con el narcotráfico. Desde que me mudé hace un año y siete meses a Washington, D.C., me he encontrado personas en la universidad y por fuera que me preguntan si tengo y vendo alguna ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is fictional. The word “decolonize” is everywhere at American University: on syllabi, flyers, tote bags and PowerPoints. We’ve decolonized our language, learning, ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. In an e-mail on Nov. 20, 2025, American University President Jonathan Alger ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. The Oxford Languages dictionary defines kawaii as an adjective or noun in Japanese ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. If you’ve tried to visit a national park back in September and October 2025, you ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental. Outrage erupted on campus yesterday as students were shocked to learn that the beloved first-year government professor, Toukid Intrench, is not who ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. In a few short months it will be that time of year again: class registration. As we ...
Amid federal regulations restricting access to the COVID-19 vaccine, the University has a responsibility to facilitate public health on campus
90-day timeline and lack of student input raise questions about University priorities
Impacted racial affinity clubs should have been consulted in the University’s compliance with anti-diversity orders
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