The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. Most people don’t read books anymore. But I do. This year, I am being ...
That’s right — you actively asked us not to, and we listened … to ourselves. After the pants-dropping and butt-plopping success of Poop Wicked 2, we couldn’t keep it in. Journalism is like a great amount of pee: smelly and unstoppable (and streaming!). So now, our real passion project, ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is fictional. Help! My roommate’s boyfriend sleeps over every night, and I HATE him! How do I get them to stop without making things weird? ERIC: You need to invite ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is fictional. Goodfellas. Wiseguys. Made men. In the world of organized crime, these terms describe the members of the Mafia, who have historically dominated America’s ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is fictional. I have attended exactly zero Senate meetings of the American University Student Government. And yet, I have formed extremely strong opinions about it. To ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental. An interdisciplinary analysis nobody asked for, but everyone NEEDED. For centuries, scholars have insisted that references to “stoning” in religious ...
The Eagle’s editorial board is composed of its staff but does not represent every individual staffer’s views. Rather, it provides an insight into how The Eagle, as an editorially independent institution, responds to issues on campus. In late March, American University announced new AI guidelines. ...
The Eagle’s editorial board is composed of its staff but does not represent every individual staffer’s views. Rather, it provides an insight into how The Eagle, as an editorially independent institution, responds to issues on campus. Editor’s note: This story contains descriptions of sexual abuse ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental. We see it everyday: rising tuition costs, programs threatened to be cut. Pretty soon, Kogod School of Business students may be forced to start coloring ...
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental. Earlier today, following the runaway success of Microsoft OneDrive, lauded by critics as “infuriating” and “frustrating,” Microsoft CEO John ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. American University has spent nearly two decades turning its campus into an exemplar ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. We are seeing a crisis in higher education. We could point fingers at an over-reliance ...
¿Existe realmente el progreso para toda la población en un mundo que condena a millones de niños incluso antes de su nacimiento? Actualmente, algunas de las noticias que se desarrollan incluyen componentes relacionados con avances tecnológicos, crecimiento económico y promesas de un mejor ...
Affirmation after affirmation on TikTok tells me to always put myself first before anyone else and make myself my number one priority. Because in the end, all you have is yourself, right? By that logic, I didn’t need to show up to my friend’s birthday last week because I was busy, I didn’t have ...
Every Tuesday night at 8:15 p.m. for the last four academic years, I’ve packed into a classroom with dozens of other Eagle staff members. Our editorial board meetings are one of the more interesting enduring traditions we’ve held through our 100-year history. I confess that as a newly minted staff ...
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own. The Declaration of Independence celebrates its 250th birthday this July 4. Festivities ...
Here at the Seagle, we’re elated to announce this semester’s strategic plan! Eagle-eyed (haha, get it?) readers might say “Hey, aren’t these plans supposed to last longer than a standard pregnancy?” Well, yes. But they haven’t worked yet, so them’s the breaks. The strategic plan ...
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