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Satire: Freshmen charmed by quaint, poverty stricken streets of Georgetown
By Bobbie Armstrong | 02/18/2021“I’m glad I can donate my money to such a worthy cause as Baked & Wired.”
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Saturday, September 30, 2023
“I’m glad I can donate my money to such a worthy cause as Baked & Wired.”
Administrators chalk it up to stellar online training course, “AlcoholEdu”
We all need a little hope right now
For those who are just missing TDR a bit too much
What to do when your eyeballs are about to fall out
There’s a lot of people named Emily that may have been in Paris at some point
Decision to be based on mounting financial losses
Finding other Republicans at AU may be one computer click away
It was fun while it lasted
Campus’s only feline resident defers for a semester after classes go online
The grass is always greener on the next assignment
You can splurge on a large at Philz now!
University to welcome students’ payments this fall, some instruction may occur
Students are not the only ones struggling to adapt to remote instruction
AU sophomore tackles the application process once more
For the first time this semester, one AU sophomore decided to speak
Elementary level puzzle stumps hundreds of elites
AU freshman made a remarkable finding over holiday break
Exit to TDR has led to disappearance of over fifty students in strange realm
