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Satire: AU closes off gateway to Narnia
By Justin Poulin | 02/04/2020Exit to TDR has led to disappearance of over fifty students in strange realm
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Tuesday, October 4, 2022
Exit to TDR has led to disappearance of over fifty students in strange realm
Explosion in rat population labeled as “welcome sight” by administration
There’s nothing like the taste of gravy and democracy at work
AU Students Against Math express frustration over math requirement
The greatest scavenger hunt of all time comes to an end
The Seagle’s comprehensive guide to the best looks this Halloween season
Following student complaints, the haunted house is no more
Students disappointed by lack of food poisoning with new meal provider
AU sophomore stopped talking about his Capitol Hill internship on Thursday
University will take numerous precautions to notify students of facility’s location
Students are saving the world one straw at a time
Thank goodness the elevators are slow!
Students struggle to adapt to disruptive construction projects
What’s that smell? It’s a new immersive art experience
The Seagle takes a look back at the AU community’s favorite experiences with Aramark
It’s time that we truly appreciate just how good AU’s dining hall is
Zach Langley, the Seagle’s favorite conspiracy theorist, has new ideas about the shutdown of the popular sandwich shop
While Evan's away, the satire crew comes to play
Students are instead getting by on rainwater and school spirit
