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Satire: AU commits to announcing spring 2021 plans when they feel like it
By Owen Boice | 10/23/2020Decision to be based on mounting financial losses
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Thursday, March 23, 2023
Decision to be based on mounting financial losses
Finding other Republicans at AU may be one computer click away
It was fun while it lasted
Campus’s only feline resident defers for a semester after classes go online
The grass is always greener on the next assignment
You can splurge on a large at Philz now!
University to welcome students’ payments this fall, some instruction may occur
Students are not the only ones struggling to adapt to remote instruction
AU sophomore tackles the application process once more
For the first time this semester, one AU sophomore decided to speak
Elementary level puzzle stumps hundreds of elites
AU freshman made a remarkable finding over holiday break
Exit to TDR has led to disappearance of over fifty students in strange realm
Explosion in rat population labeled as “welcome sight” by administration
There’s nothing like the taste of gravy and democracy at work
AU Students Against Math express frustration over math requirement
The greatest scavenger hunt of all time comes to an end
The Seagle’s comprehensive guide to the best looks this Halloween season
Following student complaints, the haunted house is no more
Students disappointed by lack of food poisoning with new meal provider
