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Satire: Top 12 most ‘AU’ things students are doing this summer
By Owen Boice | 07/22/2021#5 guaranteed to shock you — just as much as any other thing
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Saturday, July 31, 2021
#5 guaranteed to shock you — just as much as any other thing
“If you still want to be part of an exclusive club, Kogod is always an option.”
Students react to change in marketing strategy
“I can’t wait to get back to campus tomorrow, next semester, or in 10 years.”
Professor invades Zoom chat, prompting student outcry
Administrators chalk it up to stellar online training course, “AlcoholEdu”
What to do when your eyeballs are about to fall out
Decision to be based on mounting financial losses
Finding other Republicans at AU may be one computer click away
