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Satire: Student at center of COVID outbreak staying safe by only seeing people in 25-person bubble
By Bobbie Armstrong | 04/10/2021Everyone in the mosh pit was wearing a mask!
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Saturday, July 2, 2022
Everyone in the mosh pit was wearing a mask!
“I’m glad I can donate my money to such a worthy cause as Baked & Wired.”
There’s a lot of people named Emily that may have been in Paris at some point
It was fun while it lasted
The grass is always greener on the next assignment
You can splurge on a large at Philz now!
There’s nothing like the taste of gravy and democracy at work
University will take numerous precautions to notify students of facility’s location
Thank goodness the elevators are slow!
Kind of like a campfire, but electrical
