Bobbie Armstrong

Satire: Student at center of COVID outbreak staying safe by only seeing people in 25-person bubble

By Bobbie Armstrong · Saturday, April 10, 2021

Satire: Freshmen charmed by quaint, poverty stricken streets of Georgetown

By Bobbie Armstrong · Thursday, Feb. 18, 2021

Senior desperately trying to convince friends her semester abroad in France was inspiration for ‘Emily in Paris’

By Bobbie Armstrong · Wednesday, Nov. 4, 2020

Satire: Debate fly probably dead by now

By Bobbie Armstrong · Thursday, Oct. 8, 2020

Satire: AU leaves Blackboard for younger, hotter educational platform

By Bobbie Armstrong · Tuesday, Sept. 1, 2020

Satire: 5 ways to spend the 10 percent you’re saving on tuition

By Bobbie Armstrong · Thursday, Aug. 20, 2020

Satire: SPA student stuffs turkey with voter registration forms

By Bobbie Armstrong · Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2019

Satire: University receives $3M donation to build athletic facility majority of students will avoid

By Bobbie Armstrong · Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2019

Satire: Five places to hide your Juul pods before your parents get off the elevator

By Bobbie Armstrong · Monday, Oct. 7, 2019

Satire: Something's burning. But students aren't moving.

By Bobbie Armstrong · Wednesday, March 27, 2019

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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