• so anyone want me to be their prostitute for Valentines day? • Stop the paper shredding! • btw yellow fever is a bad thing... exotification of women of a specific race is another form of racism • "@ Straight, single, somewhat attractive, man here! What do I do to rectify ...
• Crisis averted. • At first blush, the idea of a Men's Initiative is ludicrous; men are not so disadvantaged as to need help getting a leg up. But on second thought, it could be really useful, especially if it could help teach what it means to be a man. After reading through so many of ...
• The only places I know of that support women's only gym hours are in countries where women are expected to cover their hair and bodies to prevent men from taking advantage of them. I am a woman who used to be incredibly insecure, but I freaking grew some ovaries and got strong as sh!t. Now *I* ...
• More safety dance!!!!!! @...we can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well, then they’re no friends of mine. • @FOB ranter: Yeah, I'm excited to see what new directions they go in! And tell me about with the tickets . . . my friend ...
• If I ever meet someone who expresses the misogynistic, despicable opinions which are appearing on the article about the shirt, I will literally castrate them, regardless of gender. • VOTE NO ON AUSA...its a scam • men masturbating is considered normal by society's standards. most ...
• founder's day is irrelevant • The “please don’t feed the sorority girls” t-shirt that there was an op/ed about is disgusting. • Single ladies, who wants a no strings attached hookup this valentines day? • @Person missing funny, cute Methodist boy Yes, a couple of them ...
• I sense there's some serious censorship going on in eagle's rants now, am I wrong editor? [Editor’s Note: You are indeed wrong - the rules have not changed] • The emphasis on social justice and socioeconomic equality at AU is a joke. I've never seen such hypocrisy in my life. I regret ...
• @How do I get a boyfriend? - get off eagle rants. Lololol • Subway's 5 dollar foot long February. da best. • @How do I get a boyfriend? Step 1) Go to a frat party. 2) Make out with the first dork you see. 3) Give him your number. 4) Once he has entered your number into his phone, ...
• "Please please please females, DO NOT TAN. The whiter the skin the sexier. No one wants to date an orange chick." I don't care what you think. I like my summer tan. • anyone who calls women "females" creeps me out. also stop trying to police how women look. christ. • @ "@what can ...
• @correct term for group of biddies. I naturally gravitated towards "gaggle" as well. "A gaggle of biddies" has a ring to it. • @professor plaigarism...how did she claim it as her own? Many texts provide profs with reafy made power points etc. • @what can I do if I like a girl but ...
• @"How young is too young to make a page on a dating website?": 17. Dating sites usually require you to be at least 18. (which if you are on eagle rants, you probably are) • Zambian Tree Root Vegan Gluten Free Squirrel’s Butthole Blend and Chocolate Hamburger Farts and Chestnuts with Frankincense ...
• Work it, don't hurt it • I'm starting to think the girl I have a crush on, I'm not the only one and this may soon blow up into a whole "There's something about Mary" situation but if that's the case....bring it on • " woah woah woah wait…when did this sex columnist thing happen? ...
• "OMG, You look like a riech man, you are so dressed to the neins. You wanna come back to my place and see my luftwaffe?" - Hitler's gay friend. HAHAHAHA POLITICALLY INCORRECT HUMOR • I used you for a rebound and now I can't stop thinking about you. But you're in love with my best friend, ...
• @Hey beautiful girl that was on bottom floor of the library last Tuesday, come back! You were doing work with your friend. You looked over at me a couple times and I looked at you. MORE DETAILS!! • @ So I like this girl, but we have the same circle of friends, and I don’t want to make ...
• One of my biggest pet peeves is when people "troll" other people. You're supposed to be an adult, so please act like it. "Trolling" isn't funny or cute, it's just being an a**hole for the sake of it. • @ "Editor’s Note: There are no rants today on account of too much spam. Enjoy the ...
• All of the Editor's problems could be solved with a simple captcha. • no wonder the rants list was so short... • Your eyes smile peace :) • IT"S SUPER COLD OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME HEAT • Wow, whoever is spamming Eagle Rants, knock it ...
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