• @"How young is too young to make a page on a dating website?": 17. Dating sites usually require you to be at least 18. (which if you are on eagle rants, you probably are)
• Zambian Tree Root Vegan Gluten Free Squirrel’s Butthole Blend and Chocolate Hamburger Farts and Chestnuts with Frankincense Notes made me laugh until I cried. thank you :')
• DEAR GIRL SITTING IN THE DAV YESTERDAY. YOU FARTED SO LOUD THAT THE FLAPS IN YOUR SKIN BEGAN FLAPPING IN THE WIND. EITHER WAY WE SHOULD TOTALLY BONE BECAUSE I HAVE MY OWN CLUB ON RACCOONS WHO PLAY BANJO. PLEASE RESPOND GENTLY MY SEXY DONUT HOLE.
• What the f*** is "drip" coffee? Is that when you pour water over coffee grounds and through a filter? That's not drip anything. It's just plain old coffee.
• What is the correct term when referring to a group of Biddies? A gaggle of Biddies?
• @give a hint about her: Well then I guess we won't get anywhere. That said, she's a senior
• @"free library cookies"-heck yes
• so a club I just joined has this girl I instantly got a crush on, now I'm worried about clubcest
• Is it sad that Safety Dance is one of the only songs that will keep me going when the going gets tough?
• My boyfriend's friend is hinting at sex...wtf is a girl to do?
• Dear Eagle: How about you publish a story, that's a real waste of student dollars: the fact the administration is pushing you to take funding from the Media Board? Independent voice? More like student buyout and a coverup.
• Is it really so much harder to throw a mint wrapper in the trash can then drop it on the TDR staircase?
• “If you're not eating a s***load of carbs and fats, you might as well be eating a back of d***s." "If you're not pooping two to four times a day, you're not eating enough." - Diet tips for strength training from Chef Marshall White (google him)
• Would SG be falling to pieces if we elected a king last year?
• I can tell whether a day is going to be good or based on whether or not the barista at the Dav remembers the crema for my double espresso.
• Mark Lieberman, if you've ever heard J.J. Abrams talk about his Star Trek film, he was heavily influenced by Star Wars, and loved the original films. "Money talks, it seems?" Bull. As a fan of both Star Wars and Trek, I am offended that you think that he's only doing Episode VII because of money. Just because he denied the rumors earlier last year, doesn't mean he changed his mind now because of a (probably) substantial paycheck. He was probably throwing the public off the scent. Your cynicism disgusts me.
• I'm obsessed with you, and I'm not sure if I want you to love me, or want you to disappear.
• I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU [Editor’s Note: I’M SORRY]
• Listen, AU. If you're going to force me to reinstall express connect every time I step on campus, would it be too much to ask that doing so would actually GET ME ON THE INTERNET? Because it doesn't. Regards, I could do a better job with IT than you
• What can I do if like a girl but she has a bf? Having a hard time spending time with her as a "friend".
• hey 2 new girls in my floor ...both have a bf #foreveralone
• My professor seriously just straight up plagiarized! She took an theory from our book's introduction (some of it word-for-word) and claimed it as her own! I think my jaw actually hit the floor.
• Y'all are weird.
• "HEY GIRL YOU HAVE ENOUGH RINGS ON YOUR HAND? I CAN PICK UP TV CHANNELS ON MY DAMN PHONE AND ITS A NOKIA FROM THE 90'S. "
• dear dude, whose name i do not know and keeping running into in Anderson, id love to meet you...
• casually reading smutfic in the lounge with someone cooking right behind me
• cute redhead, leonard 6. red laptop!
• scruffy cutie on Anderson 2. I like your North Face (and your normal face)
