• I sense there's some serious censorship going on in eagle's rants now, am I wrong editor? [Editor’s Note: You are indeed wrong - the rules have not changed]
• The emphasis on social justice and socioeconomic equality at AU is a joke. I've never seen such hypocrisy in my life. I regret transferring here, I miss down to earth poor people.
• I own | all | of | the | vibrators
• YES SOMEONE RANTED BACK AT ME RANTING ABOUT FOB!!!! Okay, I'm glad there are at least two of us here excited about it. Definitely takes me back to my middle school years too, and I know their new music will probably be super different, but I'm always willing to stick it out with them. :) My first concert was a FOB one.
• @how do i get a boyfriend: okcupid
• Who is the HOT new worker in TDR?
• AU girl here. Yes, I own a vibrator. No, I can never use it because my roommates are always home. I go with the, er, more hands-on approach.
• @@"Someone told me that eagle rants were funny…she lied." Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in February of last year… still not funny? probably. Lol I think you just proved his/her point...but honestly, I see about 1-2 funny rants a day, so it's not as bad as the first commenter made it seem.
• NEOPETS!!!! I'll own all of you!
• Thank you guys for responding to my rant about how to get a boyfriend. I think you guys are right, I need to get out a bit more. Where do you think is a good place to start?
• YES TO THE KILLERS RESPONSE!
• women's basketball team > men's basketball team...performance and personality wise. They are the only team that actually WINS games
• You can dance if you want to...
• Last semester there was a cute Methodist boy in a black jacket who always made me laugh. Where did he go? :(
• not sure if eagle rants are shorter or if people just dont care any more
• So I guess next Wednesday, I'm going to set up camp in front of the bookstore at 9. For tickets that are given out at 2.
• I don't care if you laugh at me, I'm going to continue to openly shout and complain that I can't get Founder's Day tickets. NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
• If you see me today, I'm not mad at you: I'm still reeling from showing up 2 hours early to get Founder's Day tickets and 100 people were already in line.
• Where can I find archives of past Rants?! :(
• Why does the library, and most rooms of Hurst, make me sooo sleepy??? It's like they pump vaporized benedryl through the vents.
• Backwoods meets Frontwoods
• I'm in love with your hugs.
• Editor, are you new? [Editor’s Note: nope]
