• @How do I get a boyfriend? - get off eagle rants. Lololol
• Subway's 5 dollar foot long February. da best.
• @How do I get a boyfriend? Step 1) Go to a frat party. 2) Make out with the first dork you see. 3) Give him your number. 4) Once he has entered your number into his phone, go to his place. 5) Spend the night at his place. 6) He will call you to set up a date. BAM! Done.
• How do you tell a guy youre not interested without coming off as a bitch?
• YES! SOMEONE RANTED ABOUT THE ENDING OF THE HIATUS! THE BREAK REALLY IS OVER. Sorry, I love this band, takes me back to my middle school years. Fall Out Boy...
• "anyone who calls women “females” creeps me out. also stop trying to police how women look. christ." <----That was a very apt response.
• @Girl looking for a boyfriend: You'll find one soon. You don't have to be really hot, no guy is that picky. Just broadcast that you're looking so guys won't feel weird asking you out. For me, I don't mind getting rejected by single girls, but the "sorry I have a boyfriend response" kills me. So I only go for girls I know are single and dating.
• I loved a girl for years. I used to make her happy. But at the end of the day, after so long, she decided I wasn't good enough after all. It took her less than a month to find a new boyfriend, but I'm still floundering and confused and alone. I haven't been happy a single day since then. What a waste of time - she clearly could have done so much better than me, given how fast she found someone new. What's the point of trying again? I'm still the same worthless person. I'll just get hurt again.
• I know about your extreme fat fetish
• What have I done? How can I not tell if I'm leading someone on or not? ughhhh
• You may have your Oxford comma, Eagle Rants Editor, but the interrobang is the coolest punctuation mark of all time. [Editor’s Note: interrobangs are such drama queens. Vertical slash is where | it’s | at.]
• @it can't be that bad to be single on valentines day can it? Depends on how satisfied you are with your relationship status. If you're comfortable being single, then you're fine. But if you even slightly resent being single, a day where you're constantly reminded of other people's happy relationships isn't so great. Regardless, don't go out (dinner, movie, etc) on that day if you're going alone
• @how do I get a boyfriend? You're right, those are qualities that guys look for in girls. If you are in fact cute, smart, and funny and you haven't been on a date ever, my guess is that you just don't get out enough. What does a typical Friday look like for you (I also feel obligated to say that I'm single)
• I might be picking up the wrong vibes but I think you like me, and I like you too. Only problem is we only hangout in school.
• @" I like my summer tan." Eww. I sense an orange troll
• Do a lot of AU girls own vibrators?
• Ohmygosh, WHEN is the neopets war going to start?! :O
• hatin on people who chant in the quad since 2012 but seriously shut up its lame
• re: not into hugging-- I had a friend casually say she wasn't big on hugging, not that I couldn't ever hug her but so I knew, and it was totally fine. I don't think it has to be a huge deal to just say it
• @"Someone told me that eagle rants were funny…she lied." Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in February of last year... still not funny? probably.
