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February 8, 2013

• If I ever meet someone who expresses the misogynistic, despicable opinions which are appearing on the article about the shirt, I will literally castrate them, regardless of gender.

• VOTE NO ON AUSA...its a scam

• men masturbating is considered normal by society's standards. most women don't think other women do it and once they do, it's usually the first time that they get to talk about it. it's not a double standard. also anal sex is not what's wrong with America today.

• Hey, wanna hear a joke? AUSG

• ....I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

• @• I’ve hooked up with three guys with the same name this semester already, I have a problem' at least with this pattern you'll never yell out the wrong name in bed

• @'Never ever, ever, ever give “fun.” a good review in your music section again. They’re a horrible band with ridiculous, over-indulgent vocal harmonies, blatant auto-tune use and awful repetitive choruses. Definitely not a group known for “true, stripped-down talent.”' that is your OPINION. as someone who attended the show, if you heard them acoustically you would know that they're more than auto-tune, etc.

• I think I am starting to have a thing for red heads...

• “@“women’s basketball” What is that an oxymoron or something?" - Nope. I just personally think that the women's basketball team are nice and they win more games than the men's basketball team.

• Never ever, ever, ever give “fun.” a good review in your music section again. They’re a horrible band with ridiculous, over-indulgent vocal harmonies, blatant auto-tune use and awful repetitive choruses. Definitely not a group known for “true, stripped-down talent.”' wow, what a nice way to find out my review was published. [Editor’s Note: The review was great. Haters gonna hate.]

• Remember when "privilege" used to just be another word for TV time and playdates that your mother would take away when you misbehaved? Yeah, can we go back to that? Y'all literally sound like morons giving these soapbox speeches.

• the phi sig shirt is not ridiculous..the people who are taking the article and/or the shirt are get over yourselves, like comeonnnn

• Who else is going to the protest against founders day ball and SG??

• You know when the BEST time to do construction on the main road through campus is? The MIDDLE of the day!!!! -Actually that sounds pretty reasonable. Do you want them to work in the middle of the night or something??

• @name fetish - at least you won't forget and say the wrong name?

• @Confused by questions. Are you my roommate? Because I think those words have fallen out of her mouth before about this guy she's texting non-stop who just graduated last semester...

• @Honestly, I’m only in this class because I get to look at you for an hour. No way in hell it's me, but what class are you talking about?

• I feel like ever since the op-ed about the sexist frat shirts was posted that even MORE blatantly sexist things have been appearing on eagle rants....

• @girl looking for a boyfriend...open-mindedly try okcupid...I had my doubts and resisted until I decided, got nothing to lose...same day I make the account, hours later, I have plans with someone. Go into it open-minded because there are lots of fish in the ocean...you just never know where the right ones are, so caste a wide net. You may be surprised. I know I was, but I'm not complaining...if you really want a bf/gf, what have you got to lose by trying?

• "So let me get this whole SG thing straight: Brett, Sarah and Pat all of the sudden want to change the system that they spent all of last year abusing?" Like what?! This doesn't even make sense. If you knew anything about what you were talking about, the reform empowers both the president and the legislative body more. And Brett, Sarah, and Pat are three of the few people who actually did stuff in SG last year.

• @ A) Only white people are sexy? Racist. B) White people tan brown, not orange. Orange is fake tan. Most whites are not attracted to people outside their race, nothing racist about that. I have no sexual attraction for non whites.

• I cannot believe there is actually going to be a protest outside of the founder's day ball. Sorry you are too lazy to get a ticket. Don't have to be so sour about it, seniors.

• I feel like I am wearing pantaloons. :/

• Breaking news--A few frat boys act like immature douchers who don't respect women. Up next we have another surprising story: "Water--is it wet?"

• How about we just abolish SG, SA, CAUS, and all of it, and have no student involvement in professional administrative matters- lets all hold hands, sit down, and shut up so the professionals can get stuff done. Maybe tuition could go down if we didn't piss away money on the incompetent behemoth that is student involvement.

• I'm watching through BTVS for the first time and I just have to ask.. is Dawn supposed to be annoying as f**k? I swear to god, I want to slap her in every episode she's in.

• Dear Kendra Lee, I get the idea behind what you're doing, that people should be nicer and more respectful. On the other hand, if you want women's only gym hours, every single bro is going to stand outside and make fun of everyone coming in and out. And yeah, that one will be on you. But, you do what you think is right. It'll just be "your bad."

• Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm

• Couldn't AUSG have made some times later in the day/evening for those who work?? Between my internship and classes, I cannot make ANY of the times. Sure, there are some that go til 7:30, but it starts at 4:30 and we have to show up early? So unfair.

• Sometimes I intentionally do things wrong at work because I know that fixing it will allow me to kill time. Oops.

• am I the only one watching House of Cards?

• @You can dance if you want to… We can leave your friends behind, ‘Cuz your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance well, They’re no friends of mine? YESSS, someone who understands my love for safety dance!


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