• so anyone want me to be their prostitute for Valentines day?
• Stop the paper shredding!
• btw yellow fever is a bad thing... exotification of women of a specific race is another form of racism
• "@ Straight, single, somewhat attractive, man here! What do I do to rectify this!?" Become somewhat unattractive, gay, and a woman. It shouldn't be that hard to do.
• Shouts out to Frankie Ocean on the grammy wins
• Majorly crushing on someone 13 years older than me... Is there even any point? Would he ever be interested in someone so much younger than him? Or should I just give up and look for someone my own age? I just feel like he wouldn't ever even consider me as someone to date because of something as inconsequential as my age.
• just wanted to put it out there that a lookalike of BooBoo Stewart (he played seth clearwater in Twilight) goes to our school..nbd
• @ Women’s Only Gym Hours = Campus Beautification Time' Up yours :)!
• I just voted no on the SG referendum. I don't want to give a bunch of self-aggrandized kids the satisfaction of success.
• As a man, I kind of wish neither my sexuality nor I were viewed of as a threat to society.
• We would be so perfect for each other. If only you weren't so blind and could see that.
• To whoever wrote the @women's basketball > men's basketball: You're the best and we love you. Love, AUWBB
• Dear "Straight, single, somewhat attractive, man here! What do I do to rectify this!?" Well, you can start by having sex with a guy (which will solve two of those). Then, you can always hit yourself in the face, hard. And for the man part, you only have to be a man biologically (and even that can be taken care of in this day and age). Hope this helped rectify your problems.
• Going on hour 6 of the worst headache of my life, and I haven't even attempted to start my homework yet.
• @"I wanna know...have you ever seen the rain?" Coming down on a sunny day (P.S. please love me)
• hmmmmm you message me constantly and then stop one day hmmmm you randomly message me weeks later and "casually" bring up that you broke up with your girlfriend hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm I didn't get into AU because my GPA was low, brosef
• @“average straight white-male has yellow fever”-yup, yes, most definitely yes being an average straight white-male this is very, VERY true! I myself am partial to jungle fever.
• AU - the one place where people can accuse others of being racist because of who they're not attracted to. Just like sexual preference, it's just something your born with that can evolve and take different shapes over time.
• @Men's Initiative positive ranter: that's a wonderful point. Let's just hope that if it does come about it's led by capable, mature men
• In reference to the girls who got hit by Katzen this morning...it's all very nice that one of the drivers was willing to transport the injured girls to be taken care of, but the student health center?! Even if I had a bruise after being hit by a car, I would demand Sibley over a place that would probably give me a band-aid
• Always the Mcbridesmaid, never the Sarah McBride. #Terrific #ICECREAMKONY2013
• It's really hard to try to not remember how long it's been since you've had sex when you have to constantly hear your neighbor have sex. But really though who made these walls so thin?
• I wouldn't care about frats and sororities being the only path to a social life if they were even half as cool (or attractive) as the ones at state schools or, hell, even other private universities. Why there isn't a mass exodus to party at other DC or Maryland schools is beyond me...
• @dying for some stress relieving sex- I second that.
• I want that headless guy with the crazy sarcastic laugh to be my waiter in the Tavern. Housing and Dining, please get on this.
• Dear girls who were just in Battel: ya...I heard you...why don't you try going into a single room next time? Battel echos...
• This plea is in vain, but for the love of all that is good and holy, PLEASE don't feed the troll
• I like you. Want to go on a date with me? Now why the hell can't I ask you that in real life
• @"If being a Stalinist means wanting a properly run, efficient and more peaceful AU, then Slava Stalina!" Of course you mean, "Slava Stalinu," comrade.
• Where are the Texans?
• I hooked up with a frat guy a few weeks ago. Just found out he's dating a DG. Is it bad that I'm actually proud of myself for this??
• I think my RA has a thing for me. I'm a 17-year-old freshman. I wish he would back off -- I'm officially creeped out!!!
• Kids in my macro class, y'all are real dummies.
• Hello! You are all lovely people and should smile today :)
• I have spent college jumping around from career idea to career idea, not being fully invested in any of them and forcing myself to enjoy them more. And I've been fully aware that these are not my passions. But I think I may have finally found "it." What I want to do. And it's not the most stable career path, but it's something I love and something I'm good at... I've been scared of graduating this May because I haven't known what I want to do, but now? I've never felt more secure. And it's a fantastic feeling.
• @" But on second thought, it could be really useful, especially if it could help teach what it means to be a man. " I'm guessing that you don't either, probably because you are a chick!
• @" Slava Stalina!" I like you... you've got a head on your shoulders!
• Kate Mara is more attractive than Kevin Spacey. There is nothing attractive about Frank Underwood. Okay, maybe the voice. This show is CRAZY
• I guess you were never the person I thought I knew. In retrospect I sacrificed almost constantly while you never did. I make one mistake and you decide it's over. It's great
• Wait you live in a place to which Pizza Hut delivers?!???!??!?!?!
• the right to free speech means the government will not throw you in jail if you say something. the right to free speach DOES NOT mean you are protected from people telling you when you're being an insensitive, triggering jerk.
• I'm sick of accidentally messing everything up :(
• Stop being WEIRD!
• Stop using "yummy" as your go-to adjective to describe food. You aren't two years old anymore.
• Okay, seriously, who really cares about founders day enough to spend three hours of their lives waiting in line for a ticket. It's like watching lemmings.
• Cute boys in the gym today hot damn
• Editor...it seems you may have accidentally deleted your eagle rant reminder again...may I suggest trying multiple reminders...say a second one for 15 or 30 minutes after the first one just incase? [Editor’s Note: My alarm went off, but I was in a super long meeting. Sorry.]
