• All of the Editor's problems could be solved with a simple captcha.
• no wonder the rants list was so short...
• Your eyes smile peace :)
• IT"S SUPER COLD OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME HEAT
• Wow, whoever is spamming Eagle Rants, knock it off.
• The phonathon kills slow
• One thing that I don't understand is life. Why is it so confusing yet amazing? You should answer my question because I am curious by nature. It's one of my many talents (take that in the least sketchy way possible) but anyway wasn't obama's inauguration cool. I loved it.
• Missed Connection: Seeking a rainbow. My name is Kermit. I am a frog.
• Some things never to say to someone who has recently broken up with his long-term girlfriend: “Wasn’t she the best ever?” “I was always impressed by her wit, beauty, and intelligence.” “It’s too bad you never got married, eh? I must admit, I had a tiny crush on her too! She was a cutie.” “I bet she was a good kisser, huh? Was she a good kisser?” “Do you remember kissing her? Was it nice? Pretty nice?” “Are you worried one day you’ll forget what it was like?” “Wouldn’t that be sad?”
• THE VENDING MACHINES NOW HAVE CRUNCH BARS? WHERE?
• @ Never been kissed Neither have I; I feel your pain. -22 y/o AU Alum/ 2nd semester grad student
• @ So I like this girl, but we have the same circle of friends, and I don’t want to make things awkward. What is the first letter of your name?
• Dr Who can suck my left nut.
• Someone copied and pasted thousands of Les Mis passages into Eagle Rants yesterday? That is some impressive #trollinginthedeep
• Rebel against the Les Mis ranter.
• I hate pearson online textbooks and their crap. Literally burning holes in my wallet right now
• I feel like I hang out with lots of people but I don't really have any true friends.
• Am I the only one who noticed this semester has a lot more AU guys that I would consider good boyfriend material? HYFR
• Seriously, the article about Sarah McBride was so unnecessary. How about you spend less time kissing up to her in an effort to seem progressive and supportive, and start covering actual news? For example, construction updates, the SG constitution, Greek Life rush, etc? Sarah is NOT newsworthy...
• It wasn't until I studied abroad last year that I began to understood what it's like to be a minority. I recommend that experience to any ranter here who's complaining about racism against whites, the lack of white history month (wtf?) or wanting a white student alliance on campus.
• @ hockey ranter: You are reading my mind. Thank you.
• The story on McBride is NOT a news story...
• There will never be anything more enjoyable than watching upperclassmen guys stress themselves out over freshmen girls. Especially when you are the freshman. Take that, "I get every girl I want" frat bros.
• squeakiest bed in the world. sorry neighbors!
• To the guy I saw on the quad today wearing shorts and a sweatshirt- clearly you're from the north pole or wisconsin
• What's the best way to explain to my professor that I was late because of a monster $h!^? I mean this thing had a tail, like a really huuuuuuugh tail, and I can't just say, "I'm sorry, mam, but I was taking this uncontrollable dump and I think I lost a little weight. I'm feeling lightheaded. Where's the Cheetos? Wait, this isn't even the right class." Why am I telling you this?
• Why haven't people been stoodel-ing?? It was so entertaining.
• MISSED CONNECTION / SEXT: I am a catfish and I need you to fist me in my mouth. thx
• To whomever copy and pasted the passages from Les Mis, thus rendering my rant, and countless others, lost to the oblivion of the Internet, YOU, SIR OR MADAM, ARE A DISGRACE. Go away and DO NOT COME BACK.
• Have you heard that Michael Bay is set to direct Star Whores? Heeeyoooooo
