• There's no greater shame than masturbating on Valentine's Day.
• SS, You don't know me, but I'm pretty sure you're a phi mu and I've heard your name before. You're beautiful and always catch my attention when you walk by. I thought you should know. Happy Valentine's Day.
• @girl who has a thing for 13 year older dude: Well, first of all, I'm a firm believer that age is just a number! I would say you do have a chance, it just may be slimmer than it would be if you guys were closer in age. But if you guys get along and have some things in common and are on the same level intellectually, I don't see why age alone should stop you. Also, there's totally a chance you guys could hook up if you would be into that. Good luck!!! :D :D
• And do the Harlem Shake!
• @' Why would you say “Happy Valentines Day” to someone who is recently single, having an extremely difficult time with it, and obviously isn’t going to have a happy valentines day?' To try and cheer you up? Valentine's day is about happiness and love, not just being 'in love'
• To all of you who are single and not loving it: Valentine's Day sucks for some of us who are in relationships, too.
• The ridiculous amount of Boots, Barbour, and leggings ruin my day, which means my day is ruined everyday for 6 months out of the year. #stayclassyladies
• To the man who attempted to masturbate onto my assault pack the other day in Asbury: I'm not sure if you have something against the military, or you're just some kind of sick individual who is into commiting sexually explicit acts in public. But I know exactly what you look like, and I hope to God I never see you again, you freak.
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• If I order a drink from the Dav and it completely sucked, can I just ask them to make a new one? Or is that not allowed
• The Spice must flow.
• Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
• i still know about your fat fetish
• I feel superior to most of the Eagle Ranters.
• Let's end all this hugbox "safe space" BS already. The real world is not a safe space, and insulating yourself from the ignorance and hate of others only hurts you (and everyone else, because our student leaders overreact to even the most worthless sentiments being offended). I want a safe space to offend people, where we can all let out the hate we really feel towards each other (this university is burning with suppressed political tensions).
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• Third time in one week I find out a girl has a boyfriend after I've made plans to take her on a date. Wtf is this stop leading people on
• What is the best spot in the library to have sex?
• Does TDR coffee even have any caffeine in it? Or is it just cigarette ash steeped in water?
• ~~I think I'm in loveeee~~
• @"So what do you do?" (from "Story of my life, hon"): admire from afar.You can play riskier moves with it I guess if it's a teacher, but I'd advise you not to until the end of the semester. Just do innocent stuff like light flirting
• @Ranters about RA liking a 17-year-old: did he study abroad in Kenya last year, spring semester?
• The editor's Treat Yo Self comment just made my day.
• Can we end all of this relentless activism? I feel like no one ever relaxes here because we are all too obsessed with liberal cause # 574 or "social justice". It is so tiresome to be blasted from all sides by Palestine this and animals that and environment those. Not even getting to all the SG related BS...
• it's supply and demand, people...frat bros only act like misogynistic d-bags because plenty of freshman girls sleep with them anyway
• @dav ranter: I feel the same way! it stinks because the dav has some beautiful and wonderful and sweet employees but they are agonizingly slowwwww
• What ever happened to Stoodel? It was good for a while, but now it's pretty much nonexistent.
• @"I think I just got sexiled." If there was ever a word I wished condemned to death, hanged, eviscerated, cut into the tiniest pieces imaginable pieces and sunk to the bottom of the Marianas Trench; it is "sexiled."
• Does anybody else worry that one day your activity on PornHub will start posting to Facebook?
• All these feelz!
• Yo PIKE, y'all are hot. That is all.
• there is just something that feels about fapping on valentine's day
• I propose this for next year's Founders' Day Ball. Hold the event at Bender (hear me out) and use the money that's saved on renting out the American History Museum or the Library of Congress to hire a live big/brass/swing band instead of getting a crappy DJ, thus turning Founders' Day Ball into a 20's themed party.
• Also, more people could go to Founders' Day Ball that way
• I know you’re really into indie music that no one else knows about, and you want to assert your indie supremacy over us all, but do you really have to sing loudly in the shower? You plug your iPod into your damn speakers, and for the next two hours it’s indie bands and your kind of annoying voice. TWO HOURS. I don’t care how “amazing” your playlist is, there are people who need to shower, and we can hear you all the way down the hall.
• The whole attraction of staying in alone on a Friday night was that everyone would go out and I would have some quality alone time. Please leave now. #neveralone
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• Am I the only one here who thinks it would be better if the Eagle was an online-only paper?
