• "AU - the one place where people can accuse others of being racist because of who they’re not attracted to." how about you do a google search before you write this off as an AU thing. it's an argument as old as race itself. do your research.
• @"Majorly crushing on someone 13 years older than me": story of my life, honey.
• Dear Editor, Sorry people are always on your d about getting the rants up. I recognize that you have a life and all. <3 Love, A fan [Editor’s Note: H8rs are my motiv8rs]
• Why, after 5 months of not speaking to me, did the girl who broke my heart text me at 2:45 a.m. just to say hello and that she was fine? It's like she knows I have no friends and wants to see that I remain miserable from a time-zone away. I can't do this anymore.
• To the guy that rides his unicycle around campus: you have pretty damn good balance babe, be my valentine ;) ?
• "This plea is in vain, but for the love of all that is good and holy, PLEASE don’t feed the troll" Dammit, you heard about the troll?
• @'• the right to free speech means the government will not throw you in jail if you say something. the right to free speech DOES NOT mean you are protected from people telling you when you’re being an insensitive, triggering jerk.' THANK YOU
• I think I deserve a pat on the back for not stabbing you in the face everytime you open your stupid mouth to judge people for making bad choices bcuz honestly who died and named you Jesus?
• Very well, Editor, I shall excuse this transgression since a long meeting cannot be predicted...I believe you may find it easier to post rants around 10pm give or take, because I suspect very few meetings would be happening at that time of night. While I can only assume from previous timings, I feel fairly confident in this assumption.
• Fake (but probable) Eagle Headlines: "Iran Shoots Monkey into Space, Says McBride;" "Construction Updates with Sarah;" "Sarah McBride's Take on Sororities;" "Chamber Orchestra Concert: McBride in Attendance." Can you please stop using her as a source for EVERYTHING?
• PSA: you know that when you rant numerous times in a row about the same thing, from the same point of view, it's clear that they're all from one self-indulgent person and do NOT actually make anyone think people agree with you, right? This is for you especially, lonely SA ranter and girls-only gym hours ranter.
• Also, anyone with the motives to walk around anonymously preaching about SG either is or was involved, so calm down- insiders who deny it and hide behind anonymity aren't exactly the solution to the "people problem" you reference repetatively. (See how you knew this was still me? Case and point.)
• Do average, straight white guys really have yellow fever?!
• @"Majorly crushing on someone 13 years older than me… Is there even any point? Would he ever be interested in someone so much younger than him? Or should I just give up and look for someone my own age?" 1. No 2. Duuuhhhhh...uhhhh...yeah Yes.
• @"Wait you live in a place to which Pizza Hut delivers?!???!??!?!?!" HELL YEAH. AND I SCREAM IN PAIN EVERYDAY BECAUSE THIS PIZZA HUT PIZZA DOESN'T COVER MY BLEEDING HANDS. I AM IN PAIN. Yes, they deliver to my apartment.
• @Men's Initiative. Try looking into the Men of Strength (MOST) meetings. They occur every week, they include free pizza, and they definitely make men better people.
• Who is the guy that is 13 years older???? Hints!!!
• I like how you delete my rants about how The Eagle sucks.
• @Hey! The Eagle Online should switch to Wordpress, because if you’re moving to digital it should at least look good. The website now looks pretty shoddy- even with the revamp. Step it up Eagle. [Editor’s Note: Actually already working on it.] Editor, you edited out how I compared The Eagle to GW's The Hatchet. Rude
• I really, really, REALLY hate phonebanking.
• Editor, why don't you wake up at the crack of dawn to post the rants!?!?!?!
• @just wanted to put it out there that a lookalike of BooBoo Stewart (he played seth clearwater in Twilight) goes to our school..nbd Yeah, it really is no big deal...
• @anti campus beautification time- you know you want it there.
• Anyone who likes CCR can't be that bad.
• i'm getting pretty sick of people being super bitchy to me at the desk cause i ask for your ID. i don't memorize everyone who lives in the building. just show your ID, it's not that hard.
• Stupid AU Liberals thinking the Confederate flag is racist. As Lynyrd Skynyrd puts it, the rebel flag is about heritage not hate. You go fly your stupid rainbow flag and I'll fly mine TYVM.
• So we met last week walking from the Library to Class, and started talking earlier this week. You've been super busy. But I kinda really like you. I just hope its mutual.
• The guy next to me on the silent floor of the library keeps letting out these silent but completely noxious farts, and I want to punch him in the face whilst throwing up on him because they are just that bad.
• We had one class together last semester and have one this semester. At least last semester I got to see you twice a week. You're a 2nd semester senior, and we're the same major ;)
• I'm not really here. I'm just going through the motions.
• Happy Galentine's Day!
• holy crap, it's snowing.
• I really have to poop, but I'm playing music for once in the lounge and if I am playing music when someone comes in, I have seniority and thus can keep the music on, as opposed to coming into the lounge when someone else is already here. You can't turn on music then, that's rude. I'll just stay here and try not to go septic.
• why must my phone autocorrect EVERYTHING?
• Facebook used my activity to guess two women that I should send valentine's day presents to. One is my crush and the other is my mom.
• Our Mascot!!!! okay, how random was that?