• More safety dance!!!!!! @...we can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well, then they’re no friends of mine.
• @FOB ranter: Yeah, I'm excited to see what new directions they go in! And tell me about with the tickets . . . my friend and I both tried to buy tickets for their show in DC this morning and they sold out in less than a minute. So bummed :(
• Everyone loves safety dance!! @YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND [Editor’s Note: I worked at a sandwich shop over the summer and they played Safety Dance every hour. I no longer love Safety Dance.]
• @ person trying to get me to date a Methodist: Yeah, you guys are nice. I just really liked this particular guy. Oh well.
• If women only gym hours are actually instituted I want a reduction in tuition of all males as Fitness Center are a part of it and if I have less access than women do, my fees should therefore be lower. Women only gym hours is just going too far
• @"Maybe tuition could go down if we didn’t piss away money on the incompetent behemoth that is student involvement." So true. I didn't come here because I wanted a school run by a bunch of preachy little kids. I want a school run by academic professionals, and I'm glad they don't role over for every Kucinich wannabe.
• @"there's a calm before the storm" I know, it's been coming for some timee
• "Most whites are not attracted to people outside their race, nothing racist about that. I have no sexual attraction for non whites." wow, speak for yourself. I don't really care if you're racist, but please don't try to make everyone think that I'm racist too just because I'm white. I am often attracted to people who do not have white skin.
• @"How about we just abolish SG, SA, CAUS, and all of it, and have no student involvement in professional administrative matters- lets all hold hands, sit down, and shut up so the professionals can get stuff done." Spoken like a true Stalinist! Maybe we should apply this model to the whole country and let "professionals" run everything while the silly people effected by these decisions sit by quietly and respectfully.
• I love how my friend group here is like a lifeboat of down-to-earth people in a sea of pretentiousness. To those of you who feel like being nice gets you nowhere on this campus, trust me, there are friendly, small town people here that don't go out of their way to look superior over others.
• In love with my awkwardly adorable TA #help
• @Rants Editor you da best [Editor’s Note: Thanks!]
• Is this the Krusty Krab? [Editor’s Note: No, this is Patrick.]
• When you get down to brass tacks, Kendra Lee is as sexist as the guy wearing that t-shirt.
• House of Cards kicks ass. I found it today and watched the first seven episodes in a row.
• My best friend and I realized that the price of sticky snowballs would skyrocket whenever a war started on neopets since they're really good battledome weapons for beginners. So we bought a load of them and turned them over for hundreds of thousands of neopoints. That was a lot at the time, not sure what the inflation situation is now. Then we graduated fourth grade and got bored of playing online games targeted at the 6-12 demographic.
• kevin sutherland claims no one reads rants anymore, what kind of AUSG secretary is that?! im calling BS
• @au is kinda gay. AU is super, crazy, flaming, hopelessly gay! But damn proud of it! Let is pride in our gays!
• We need to get rid of Black history month once and for all. All it leads to is more white guilt and blacks feeling superior. I freaking hate it.
• Kendra Lee's opinion piece was more about her eating disorder than it was about anything else. No one touched her, said anything to her, or even noticed her. A t-shirt had some words that hurt her feels!!! Boo-hoo! I thought law students were supposed to be mature? Or tough? I wouldn't want a lawyer who sees some words and runs away to sulk and throw shade.
• Violent t-shirts??? OH NOES! These t-shirts are violent! GUYS, you've got to throw out all of your t-shirts! They are violent. The t-shirts in your dresser might become violent and attack you. EVERYBODY MUST THROW OUT all of their t-shirts right now. If they have words on them, BURN THEM! These t-shirts will stop at nothing until they have attacked everyone--including you. Death to t-shirts. It's us or them!
• Coming from someone who typically wears shirts one may find politically incorrect, I find it hilarious that the IFC thinks they can take away and prevent the use of private property.
• The irony is that Kendra Lee WSL '14 agrees with the t-shirt's message. She's not in the gym and struggling to manage her appetite becuase she thinks fat girls are beautiful (though they can be). Her piece reads like she's one of those girls who doesn't respect her fatter sisters and doesn't think anyone has any worth unless they are skinny. The t-shirt offended her because it told her that what she believes is true.
• @" If I ever meet someone who expresses the misogynistic, despicable opinions which are appearing on the article about the shirt, I will literally castrate them, regardless of gender." If I ever meet someone who expresses such disregard and apathy towards free speech and private property which are appearing on the above comment, I will literally castrate them, regardless of gender.
• Women's only gym hours would be completely unfair to men who barely have enough time or space to work out at JFC. I hope no one tries to push this agenda! If anything they could make a separate gym that is just for women. We all pay the same amount for the gym you aren't special.
• Can somebody please explain what is going on with AUSG? I feel clueless and have not seen a good explanation.
• Would other people be interested in starting a Dance Marathon at AU? Basically, like THON at Penn State and tons of other schools around the country. We need some school spirit, y'all!
• You seemed into me. Now I'm not sure what to think. My gaydar is all sorts of messed up. I don't want to give up on you, and you'd be my perfect Valentine.
• its so much fun staying home on the weekends doing homework at night....not
