• @Hey beautiful girl that was on bottom floor of the library last Tuesday, come back! You were doing work with your friend. You looked over at me a couple times and I looked at you. MORE DETAILS!!
• @ So I like this girl, but we have the same circle of friends, and I don’t want to make things awkward. What is the first letter of your name? She probably likes you too but is just too nervous to tell you. Be bold and tell her how you feel!
• oh, how my heart yearns for one of the Letts RAs. one of the only straight guys I've encountered that I would love to bone and hold hands with. Love meeeeeeeeee
• @queers study program? im gay and think this is wrong. Not sure if this was the best way for AU to encourage diversity and inclusion..
• There's a dead animal and a glass of whiskey in my belly. That always puts a smile on my face.
• Editor, I know the rants are anonymous and whatnot, but in the case of this spammer, wouldn't it be possible to somehow determine even the smallest amount of information on the origin of the "spam rants" and simply block as much of the big chunk of spam rants as possible? This way, the system won't get overloaded? It's just a thought... [Editor’s Note: I don’t collect any information about the source of specific rants]
• @SG president office: Nope, Emily has a corner of an office that is shared between five SG executives. Although, I bet she wished she had her own office.
• I just want to go on a date with a girl who finds me attractive, who I find attractive, and we can have this understanding right from the get-go that we'll be having regular sex together. Is that so much to ask?
• Can the Eagle do some comprehensive coverage on the AUSG/AUSA thing? That's something I actually want to know about.
• @Is it true that the “president” of the student government has her own office… WHAT A JOKE… hate to break dreams but 98% of students at this university think they will be the president and none of them actually will… You are aware that it's a 40 hour a week job during the summer and at least 24 hours a week during the school year? A room in mgc seems pretty justified.
• @real time rants: no. no no no no no. This isn't twitter or like a little or whatever the hell spoodle is. Rants are published materials on a newspaper (albeit a student newspaper) website. They are legally held to the same standards as the other articles (libel). There's a reason there's an editor for the Eagle Rants. Someone has to go through them all and weed out the things that aren't kosher. Real-time rants would be a liability nightmare for a fully functioning newspaper
• @im falling for one of my best friends: I'm in the same boat man. I can't help it. I'd try to make a move, but I've just come back from the brink of a bad rejection and if she said no, I honestly am scared of what I would do. And I can't ask any mutual friends cause the friend circle we're in is too tight for me to find an effective "spy".
• ...I just realized...I'm Ted Mosby...f*ck my life
• Not sure if I actually like this girl or if I just like the idea of a relationship.
• It's hilarious that all the ranters are BAWWING about spam when Eagle Rants, and especially their bad-posts, are essentially glorified spam.
• Pretttttty, Pretttttty, Pretttttty good
• @Think queers studies is wrong... Completely curious, no judgement one way or the other, but why do you think it's wrong? As a major maybe, but it's just a minor isn't it?
• I'm reading an article from LSE about the Arab Spring, and Qadhaafi's name is literally spelled two different ways in the same sentence. Lol.
• I just bought lunch for the first time in a week because I haven't been able to afford it. I wish I felt like any of my friends would identify if I told them, but I don't, so I haven't.
• Cute girl with the awesome artistic ability; can we meet in line again at the library?
• Why are there so few rants each day? I can't be the only one with a mediocre life. -_-
• only once the drugs are done that I feel like dying.
• The account code you entered is not valid
• Please enter your account code into my pants
• My parents are undocumented. I wake up every morning and fear that I won't see them again. I constantly fear that I will have to drop out of school because I will no longer have the support of my family because my government. I support the Undocumented and Unafraid activism, but I'm still afraid. I'm still so afraid.
