• "OMG, You look like a riech man, you are so dressed to the neins. You wanna come back to my place and see my luftwaffe?" - Hitler's gay friend. HAHAHAHA POLITICALLY INCORRECT HUMOR
• I used you for a rebound and now I can't stop thinking about you. But you're in love with my best friend, and to be perfectly honest she hates your guts. But I don't want you if I'm not even on your mind and only want to be friends with me.
• if there's someone in the lounge working on homework do NOT come in and start playing music loudly on your laptop!! What kind of courtesy is this!? Jeez, but I hate you. eagle rant
• woah woah woah wait...when did this sex columnist thing happen? how come no one knew about it? was there even an application process? I doubt anyone at the eagle has enough sex to actually write articles about it..
• At what point is it called "cheating on your boyfriend"?
• Every day that Guapo's doesn't accept EagleBucks, I slide further into depression.
• @lunch for the first time. I also have a lot of monetary issues and my friends are all richer than me. It sucks but you definitely are not alone.
• Yes to the curb your enthusiasm/Larry David reference!!! Prrrretttyyy preeeettttyy goooood
• I don't do this often so you better not break my heart.
• I just watched a video of a girl with a prolapsed anus and she spews out this white stuff. Then she tries to eat it. Yeah, so I think I'm gay now.
• that awkward moment when a hot guy walks up and suddenly you can no longer speak your native language
• what is spoodle?
• The way I see it okcupid>plenty of fish>chemistry.com>eharmony Other opinions?
• I'm a second-semester senior, and I'm no closer to figuring out what I'm doing with my life than I was on my first day of classes in August of 09. I've spent these years bouncing ideas in my head and losing interest. I've maintained a communications major (Writing is my biggest asset and top skill), and that'll keep me open to a wide variety of jobs, but yeah.. no idea which of those jobs I want.
• @what is the first letter of your first name: nope. Not gonna tell you. If she likes me, she can make the move
• Toilet paper? More like sandpaper! My anus is not grateful AU! If I am paying so much money, can't AU ensure better quality toilet paper!? Something must be done about this!
• I would like to note the irony of all the utterly devastated ranters calling the spammer pathetic. That's all.
• To the frat that pranked the Anderson elevators......fuck off
• The Founders Day Ball is ridiculous. Why should Student Activities money go to an event that only 1,200 of the 6,000+ students on campus will be able to attend? Either find a venue that will allow every student the option of attending, or have students who want to go pay for their ticket. This is really quite absurd.
• To the girl in philosophy with the Doctor Who screensaver: you're awesome!
• That sad moment when you realize that you are Lady Edith. #foreveralone
• Hey sucks that I cant tell you this in person but I think you are the best thing that happened to me this year. I hope one day you can break up your ldr and we can be together.
• Being abroad is so liberating. I'm almost as sloppy as a freshman during Welcome Week and the European boys totally love it.
• Could the people who work at The Dav get more attractive? No. It's impossible. They are all dirty hipster beauties.
• I used you. You used me too. But now I've fallen for you and am left in the dust. We are the disease
• I like PBR, get at me
• @• I just bought lunch for the first time in a week I feel you. :)
• I practically live in the Dav. I can't decide whether this makes me cool or pathetic. Regardless, a cup of drip coffee costs $1.25/$1.50, right? So then why, WHY, does a cup of iced coffee cost $2.50, when iced coffee is literally LEFT-OVER drip coffee? Seriously. It isn't gross, it's just the truth, at least at the restaurant where I used to barista. You recycle the drip coffee left in the canteens at closing for iced coffee the next day. I need an explanation, Davenport!
• @eagle rants are essentially spam. Get off your high horse. I'd lay money on the fact that you are probably the spammer. Stop depriving us hard-working phonathoners of entertainment. What has AU ever done to you that you feel the need to stomp on people's hopes and dreams as if they are meaningless? Jerk.
• Excited about the new "love boat" column that's coming. Mostly because it will probably be hilarious.
• Stepping on the quad doo doo? doo doo stepping on the quad toot toot toot too stepping on the quad....BIDDIE!
