• @correct term for group of biddies. I naturally gravitated towards "gaggle" as well. "A gaggle of biddies" has a ring to it.
• @professor plaigarism...how did she claim it as her own? Many texts provide profs with reafy made power points etc.
• @what can I do if I like a girl but she has a bf? Listen dude, speaking from experience, the only thing that you can do is not spend time with her for a while. You're not "friends" right now, so stop pretending that you are. With time, the crush will go away, and you will slowly be able to become friends with her again.
• @"so a club I just joined has this girl I instantly got a crush on, now I’m worried about clubcest" Does your dumb club really matter that much to you? You can just quit if it gets awkward. It's a dumb AU club.
• Leave the damn lights on in the hallway! It's morning for God's sake
• "I like being black." "That's nice, I like being white" "Racist!"
• I found that my favorite politically incorrect joke does not land well with most crowds: Hitler: How is your homework Anne? Anne Frank: This problem is so difficult... Hitler: You need more concentration!
• Please please please females, DO NOT TAN. The whiter the skin the sexier. No one wants to date an orange chick.
• being abroad has made me miss AU a little bit but mostly it's just made me miss you
• To the girl whose friends boyfriend keeps hinting at sex and you said "what's a girl to do?" Clearly you should have dirty gape sex with some vagussey juice because your girlfriend is probably some dum-dum who kills baby ferrets in her spare time. You already sound attached to Mr. FRAT MAN SIX PARK so you should totally ride his hard salami because if you don't you might lose self-control later and do it on one of these mussed up pandas. YOU HAVE NO SELF CONTROL. This. Is. A. Robot. Response.
• TO THE INDIVIDUAL WHO COMMITTED A HEINOUS HATE CRIME AGAINST THE JOJO POSTER ON THE DOOR ON CENTENNIAL 4TH FLOOR: you have made a grave enemy out of me. JOJO. Tombstone reads RIP cuz it's pieces you rest in.
• someone tore apart the JoJo poster on a door on my floor last night. #kindadepressing #imisstheearly2000s #toolittletoolate #vandalism #babyitsyou
• AU SG should be taught as a class in training incompetent bureaucrats for the future.
• It's bad enough that I have a headache and have to do homework on a Friday night. But OF COURSE someone is blasting music with really loud bass. I came to North Side to try to get away from this problem.
