Opinion

Opinion

Satire: Satire writer censored after told writing ‘isn’t funny’ and is ‘really bad’

By Eric Steinberg | October 20

First Colbert, then Kimmel, now sophomore satire columnist Eric Steinberg! When will it end?

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Opinion

Opinion: Examining the aftermath of Charlie Kirk

By Mari Santos | October 20

Charlie Kirk’s assassination shows violent events are polarized more than ever before

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Opinion

Staff Editorial: American University shouldn’t punish faculty and staff advisors for student actions

By The Eagle Editorial Board | October 15

The Center for Student Involvement’s restrictive agreement continues the University’s  pattern of limiting student expression

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Opinion

Opinion: Let’s drop labels in the classroom

By Addie DiPaolo | October 13

At a school with so many unique academic paths and a diverse student body, we must prioritize learning over labels 

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Opinion

Satire: My roommate turned half of our dorm room into a psychiatrist’s office

By Faiza Mujahid | October 13

Featuring therapy couches, co-pays and passive-aggressive affirmations

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Opinion

Staff Editorial: Eagle Access Course Materials Program left students in the dark

By The Eagle Editorial Board | October 6

Broken websites and buried opt-out emails represent the University’s suspicious practices that exploit students.

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Guest Columns

Guest Column: Fashion is politics

October 3

How fashion shows the tell-tale signs of America’s financial crisis

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Opinion

Satire: 36 National Guard members successfully detain rogue jaywalker

By Eric Steinberg | September 30

Bringing peace to Tenleytown, one of the most crime-ridden areas in the world.

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Opinion

Opinion: Replacing screentime with other outlets is difficult, but vital

By Addie DiPaolo | September 26

Reading can be a great anxiety-reducing alternative to screentime for overwhelmed college students

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Opinion

Staff Editorial: American University must end its pattern of labor exploitation

By The Eagle Editorial Board | September 17

The University’s financial struggles don’t justify breaking labor laws

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Opinion

Opinion: Maybe they’re not a narcissist, maybe you’re just hurt

By Adria Liwewe | September 16

Every bad experience with someone doesn’t need a DSM-5 diagnosis

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Opinion

Lazy TikTok tradwives vs. feminists: A bedrotting girlboss investigates

By Faiza Mujahid | September 12

Is this my villain origin story… or my hot girl redemption arc?

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Opinion

Opinion: I threw my post-graduate plans in the trash

By Mari Santos | September 5

New political and job market changes make graduating college daunting

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Opinion

Satire: New blockbuster hailed as eleventh most important movie of the season

By Eric Steinberg | September 2

The perfect date movie for people who like to talk through movies

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Opinion

Opinion: Value and believe women when we need it most

By Quinn Volpe | September 2

Our country depends on it

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Opinion

Satire: AU Students still can’t believe Trump hasn’t found out about them yet

By Eric Steinberg | August 29

‘Has he seen how gay and Jewish we are?’

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Opinion

Satire: The syllabus files

By Domenic DiPietro | August 25

One student’s quest to solve the mystery of orientation

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