Opinion

Opinion

Opinion: We can’t only care about sexual violence on campus when an incident occurs

By Alice Still | December 10

Sexual violence is widespread and underreported;; we must demand University reforms until students’ needs are met

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Opinion

Staff Editorial: Image protection risks neglecting AU’s advertised values

By The Eagle Editorial Board | December 9

Defensive policymaking and lacking transparency undermine inclusivity

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Opinion

Satire: ‘Poop Wicked 2’

By Alana Parker | December 8

For poop

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Opinion

Satire: Which Seagle writer are you?

By The Seagle Staff | December 8

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Opinion

Satire: Failed AUSG candidate incites insurrection in TDR

By Eric Steinberg | December 1

Stop the steal! Hundreds of CAS votes were switched by Qualtrics

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Opinion

Letter from the Editor: Sitting with 100 years

By Walker Whalen | November 24

A century of connection through reporting

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Guest Columns

Guest Column: An open letter to AU students and Recognized Student Organizations

November 18

The undersigned faculty and staff did not ‘decide to step away from’ our roles as advisors. We were dismissed by CSI for refusing to fall in line. 

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Opinion

Staff Editorial: AU needs to rethink its approach to hazing prevention

By The Eagle Editorial Board | November 17

The University should invest in organization-specific, in-person training

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Opinion

Opinion: We need to make concerts meaningful again

By Avyay Sriperumbudur | November 14

Modern trends have stripped concerts of their intimacy and energy

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Opinion

Staff Editorial: American University must reiterate and equally enforce its protest rules

By The Eagle Editorial Board | November 13

Unequal treatment of student protesters demands transparent, consistently enforced policies

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Opinion

Satire: Top 15 mayoral candidates Democrats wish had been chosen over Zohran Mamdani

By The Seagle Staff | November 7

We got some real big stinkers

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Opinion

Opinion: Let’s stop being late to class

By Addie DiPaolo | November 7

In an age where student burnout is common, students and instructors need to focus on showing up even when it is difficult 

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Opinion

Satire: How to spread terrorist misogynistic propaganda: A travel influencer’s guide to Afghanistan (and other logical fallacies)

By Faiza Mujahid | November 4

Featuring ad hominem, straw man, red herring, slippery slope and more!

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Opinion

Satire: American University to install spotted lanternfly memorial

By Teddi Papish | October 31

‘They had wives and children’

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Opinion

Opinion: Trump turns counterterror law into a weapon

By Quinn Volpe | October 31

If Trump is not checked, his weaponization of ‘domestic terrorism’ will put millions at risk.

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Opinion

Satire: The parable of Jesús and the 12 residents

By Domenic DiPietro | October 21

Also available in stone tablet form!

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Opinion

Satire: The hottest new job opportunities for American University students

By Domenic DiPietro | October 20

An (un)official list to help discover some hidden gem opportunities in DC!

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