Satire

Satire: “Eat Good Do Good” wall in TDR falls to reveal files of unsent financial aid

By Justin Poulin · Friday, Nov. 1, 2019

The greatest scavenger hunt of all time comes to an end

Satire: Ten of the best AU-themed Halloween costumes

By Caeden Cloud · Monday, Oct. 28, 2019

The Seagle’s comprehensive guide to the best looks this Halloween season

Satire: AU-themed haunted house cancelled for being too frightening

By Owen Boice · Friday, Oct. 25, 2019

Following student complaints, the haunted house is no more

Opinion

Satire: Students protest against improvements to AU dining from Chartwells

October 22

Students disappointed by lack of food poisoning with new meal provider

Opinion

Satire: Hilltern finally stops talking about internship

By Owen Boice | October 22

AU sophomore stopped talking about his Capitol Hill internship on Thursday

Opinion

Satire: University receives $3M donation to build athletic facility majority of students will avoid

By Bobbie Armstrong | October 15

University will take numerous precautions to notify students of facility’s location

Opinion

Satire: AU Students march for Global Metal Straw Awareness Week

By Justin Poulin | October 8

Students are saving the world one straw at a time

Opinion

Satire: Five places to hide your Juul pods before your parents get off the elevator

By Bobbie Armstrong | October 7

Thank goodness the elevators are slow!

Opinion

Satire: Construction scheduled for most inconvenient locations on campus

By Owen Boice | October 3

Students struggle to adapt to disruptive construction projects

Opinion

Satire: AU grad student exhibits new art piece: “Scents of Society”

By Caeden Cloud | October 3

What’s that smell? It’s a new immersive art experience

Opinion

Satire: Aramark: In Memoriam

By Caeden Cloud | September 4

The Seagle takes a look back at the AU community’s favorite experiences with Aramark

Opinion

Satire: Ranking the most haunted buildings at AU

By Lauren Patetta | April 12

Note: The ranking system used here is based entirely off of the general vibe I get when walking into each building. It’s ghosts, there’s not really an exact science to it. 1. Kogod School of Business Despite being the most cursed place on campus, Kogod is far from the most haunted. Sure, ...