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By Chris Whitbeck | 02/07/2019Jamie Johnson is humbled to be reminded why she serves in the first place
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Jamie Johnson is humbled to be reminded why she serves in the first place
A new analysis finds that AU’s Wi-Fi network is not considered trustworthy
It started out as a joke, but it might just work
University plans to introduce “Failbucks,” a way to help students develop a healthy “appetite for risk and failure”
Why hook up when you can listen to Pod Save America instead?
A look inside the department that AU doesn’t want you to know about
Sophomore believes he’s uncovered a conspiracy about sinister activity in the center
Polls suggest Republicans may have better luck, and more fun, by outright oppressing voters
If anyone finds out, he’s a dead man
An unnoticed error during daylight savings five years ago explains why AU’s only dining hall closes so early
AU was so invested in the 2018 midterm elections that a full buffet went virtually untouched
Students are scrambling to save their world one plastic straw at a time
While campus crumbles, university officials look on the bright side
Meet the students in charge of “StuFix,” AU’s newest student-run organization
“All they asked for was tenure!”
We can only hope that this new practice spills over to faculty
“We’re already graduating plenty of spies, but from now on we’re going to actually know about it"
Have fun trying to get to your internship on time
From an electrical fire to legal action, AU proves to be more than just politically active
Don’t even get them started on the gases buried in the ground
