Chris Whitbeck
Articles
Beyond the Byline, Episode 7: The Seagle takes over
While Evan's away, the satire crew comes to play
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Satire: AU alum offers students life advice on how to hand food through a drive-thru window
“I’m always happy to prepare my fellow Eagles ...
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Satire: Confused SG senator relieved that government shutdown won’t impact her stipend
Jamie Johnson is humbled to be reminded why she serves ...
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Satire: AU announces sweeping changes to how it ignores your mental health
University plans to introduce “Failbucks,” a way ...
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Satire: Auxiliary Services vows to tell you what exactly they do by 2022
A look inside the department that AU doesn’t want ...
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Satire: If you thought voter suppression was good, just wait till you get a load of voter oppression, per exit polls
Polls suggest Republicans may have better luck, and ...
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Satire: Former administrator spooked by trick-or-treaters dressed as old, female professors
“All they asked for was tenure!”
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If Public Safety wants to stop intruders, they should look to video tape
American University has a bit of a trespassing problem. ...
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Lavar Ball may be a jerk, but he’s not a bad father
Sports are full of polarizing figures, but rarely ...
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Blackballed or not, Kaepernick’s politics are no cause for punishment
Punishment on the basis of politics sets dangerous ...
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