Chris Whitbeck
Articles
Satire: Confused SG senator relieved that government shutdown won’t impact her stipend
Jamie Johnson is humbled to be reminded why she serves ...
READ MORESatire: AU announces sweeping changes to how it ignores your mental health
University plans to introduce “Failbucks,” a way ...
READ MORESatire: Auxiliary Services vows to tell you what exactly they do by 2022
A look inside the department that AU doesn’t want ...
READ MORESatire: If you thought voter suppression was good, just wait till you get a load of voter oppression, per exit polls
Polls suggest Republicans may have better luck, and ...
READ MORESatire: Former administrator spooked by trick-or-treaters dressed as old, female professors
“All they asked for was tenure!”
READ MOREIf Public Safety wants to stop intruders, they should look to video tape
American University has a bit of a trespassing problem. ...
READ MORELavar Ball may be a jerk, but he’s not a bad father
Sports are full of polarizing figures, but rarely ...
READ MOREBlackballed or not, Kaepernick’s politics are no cause for punishment
Punishment on the basis of politics sets dangerous ...
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