• To the guys who are looking for a Men's group: the Methodist community has one going on. We don't get all religious or anything. We just mostly chill out, watch movies, talk about Star Wars, and have fun (without forcing you to pay dues like the frats do). We're always looking for new members ...
• I really want to tell you everything that happened that night, but I don't want anything to change between us. I just know that sometime soon it's going to happen again. I just wanted to apologize in advance. • I'm a girl that loves NASCAR. Where a single, home grown boy who will watch ...
• I never get why people take the time to post a rant questioning what another rant's meaning was as if it'll be fun to wait a day for an answer. It's called google, youtube and urban dictionary. If you don't know what baby shark is then google it you TURD. Also, sometimes things are just fun and ...
• College Democrats: Made of Awesome • GRANDPA SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DA DOO!!!! I went swimmin'. Saw a fin. Swam faster. Lifeguard running. Saved my life, but then my lifeguard said there'd been no reason to fear. It was nothing but a harmless little dear.... baby shark doo doo doo doo da ...
•Romney: 2. Obama: 0. And it is truly amazing what a bold-faced liar Obama is. •Wawa is God's gift to the commoners in NJ, PA, DE and MD. If you've never been, make a pilgrimage ASAP and try everything it has to offer. Bless Wawa, D.C. needs one. •"You’re clearly a freshman. That’s ...
• that silent fart is screaming surprisingly loud on the quiet floor.. • Does anyone with a Verizon phone ever not receive texts, or get them after a long delay after the other person sent it? I think I might be, but I don't want to ask about it because it seems awkward. • Fire alarms ...
• Sometimes I imagine myself as a kid again. Sitting on my grandparents' balcony, in the warm breeze of the summer night. Chasing after fireflies and staring out at the stars while my grandmother knitted and told me stories of when they were kids. It's times like this when I miss her the most. ...
• @"My roommates just caught me coming out if the bathroom with my phone, and they definitely think I was sexting." Everytime you go to the bathroom, take a picture of whatever you left in the toilet. In fact, go around to various bathrooms and take pictures of other peoples messes. Then when your ...
• @boyfriend gets aggressive during sports games: When he starts up again net time remind him that it is just a game. And that there are much more important things to get angry about like wars, genocide, human rights abuses, child soldiers, poverty, people dying of curable diseases because they ...
• Mind your own business, certain people • Sooo, why were the Thursday night Eagle Rants to weird? Seriously, they made no sense to me. • @"Wow, Biden was a real jackass in the debate tonight.." Well, Republicans should be seriously embarrassed at how disrespectful, condescending, and ...
• @Nietzsche being dead, you just made my day so much. Thank you for that. P.S. Nothing matters. • @We will take our country back. Really? That's pretty divisive language coming from someone who seeks more acceptance. Honestly, as a dem, I'm usually intrigued by republicans. My question ...
• "@Life = no meaning, I hope you are the same person who said humans are useless, but even if you’re not, KEEP RANTING THE TRUTH!" - Nietzsche would like to have a word with you nihilists, but he's dead so it doesn't matter. • @"punished for being studious"--I feel the same way! Later ...
• @I shouldn’t be going to a school where I’m afraid to say I’m Republican We live among the students now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. We will prove our victory through future we help preserve. I send this message to any surviving Republicans ...
• The library needs more electrical outlets • The fourth drink instinct is taking over. • wait, to the Regina ranter: I didn't even know "Dance Anthem of the 80s" EXISTED as a song. but it is the best. eagle rants has finally improved my quality of life. [Editor’s Note: That makes ...
• @Decemberists man I think I love you already. Pray tell me more about yourself. Sincerely, A Decemberists admirer and a chocolate connoisseur P.S. Meet me down by the water with your sons & daughters and 16 military wives • @Why the academy boys: I don't want to marry them, I just think ...
• that funny feeling you get after living in DC for a year where you just know you're gonna be in a power couple. and you can't wait : D • tofu is a shapeshifter. think about that the next time you go to TDR • "Stop posting quotes from Andrea Gibson. They are annoying." - Abraham Lincoln • ...
• Eagle Rants Editor, I'm quite peeved that you didn't post either of my rants yesterday. They were both under 100 words (I used wordcount to check), lacking any major profanity or vulgarity, and not targeting any specific person by name. What gives? ~France P.S. Your mother was a hamster and your ...
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