• I really want to tell you everything that happened that night, but I don't want anything to change between us. I just know that sometime soon it's going to happen again. I just wanted to apologize in advance.
• I'm a girl that loves NASCAR. Where a single, home grown boy who will watch the remaining race for the cup with me? I'd prefer not to mingle with a guy in Nantucket reds for once at AU
• Parents Weekend - that special time of the year where you see where every annoying person you know got their habits from
• In the wise words of Kelly Clarkson, "I do not hookup". I don't. I'm in a very social sorority, avoid mixers, and would love to find someone who could maintain an emotional connection for more than a week and a half and who doesn't expect sex within the first 4 days. I'm no prude, but I'd like a guy to work for it. Is that too much to ask?
• I SPEAK PHI SIG SIG "MERP MERP MERP DERP A DERP"
• I have the greatest 100+ friends. You guys know how to make a girl feel loved. You are what I will take away from American and I could not be happier :-)
• @ "I am sick of AU students saying thats so interesting and just ending their." Very interesting use of the adjective "their." Very interesting.
• My top goal in life is to be a first lady. How do I go about accomplishing this?
• @"I never get why people take the time to post a rant questioning what another rant’s meaning was as if it’ll be fun to wait a day for an answer." I don't get why people take time to post rants criticizing other ranters' questions. Lame.
• @"–Help a guy help another guy." I know what it's like to struggle to make friends. I have really been having a tough time since I've been here and I know I would really appreciate someone making the effort to get to know me.
• @"If you don’t know what baby shark is then google it you TURD." Maybe people are curious as to the OP's context for the rant, TURD
• How did she extort money from you? Get a lawyer and sue her.
• Nsync ranter: I LOVE YOU
• @ROTC guy: armed forces men are the biggest turn on...
• Had a dream last night I was James Bond on a yacht with a bunch of hot girls. SWEET. Leave me alone.
• No, but seriously...boy studying abroad. Let's date.
• The first cut is the deepest.
• @does anyone notice the ROTC: YES. SO MUCH YES.
• that awkward moment when you're pretty sure your best friend/roommate and the guy you like are going to be a thing..........
• @I noticed ROTC randomly gets love on here. Does anyone actually notice us around campus? | As a kid who's been around the military my whole life, I see you guys (and girls!) but I'm very desensitized to casual uniforms....wear your dress uniforms and you would get much more attention. ;P
• @"it’s that time of year where the poor oppressed menz cry WAH we want a MEN’S initiative but can’t actually come up with any good reasons why they need safe spaces and resources. " How about to dispel the idea that by nature men don’t need their own space because they are inherently insensitive and unable to feel pain. Not all men are machomen who’s only interested in eating and sex; we have feelings, aspirations, failings, and wishes. The fact is that many men feel they can’t openly discuss this because of people who choose to judge them.
• I lack their smiles and their diamonds, I lack their happiness and love.
• WHY IS MY PERIOD KEY STICKING? THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR THE 3 PAPERS I HAVE TO WRITE THIS WEEK.
• still don't understand the shark joke....
• Last night was the first time I didn't get super drunk and saw someone drunker than me. Now I realize how embarrassing I've been getting sh*tfaced every weekend and being "that girl"
• Give me mercy, not so that I might defeat my enemies, but so that I might make then my friends.
• I have a crush on my sociology professor.
• @ "it’s that time of year where the poor oppressed menz cry WAH we want a MEN’S initiative but can’t actually come up with any good reasons why they need safe spaces and resources. " So your saying there should be a place where men can talk about what it means to be men regardless of orientation, physical sex, or conformity to social ideals (e.g. sensitivity or presentation). Are you saying that men don't have to deal with stereotypes and other b.s? I would think those are good enough reasons? Wouldn't you?
• facebook's new "promote" btton is hilarious. they want us to pay in order or our friends to see our posts on their homepages. and said friends will see that you paid. wow, just wow. goodbye facebook.
• There's a girl who works the Leonard front desk late at night, she has short hair and glasses and she has to be the friendliest person ever. Thanks for making my night a little better when I came back from working until 4 a.m.!
• I think my neighbor must have incredible sexual stamina, from the noises coming from their room for the past two hours.
• @"meh. as far as sexist puns go, I’ve heard better. " You realize both genders have anuses... right?
• i think the shark joke has something to do with the tv show Shark Tank
• WE NEED NEW FRIENDS....please help.
• Apparently they might ban smoking next year. Smokers of the campus unite against the long arm of the administration!
• the romney style gangnam video is too funny. laughed so hard i peed.
• I just want a cute girl to cuddle with.
• I've been with my bf for 3 years. For the past year i've been getting engagement ring advertisements on the side of my facebook. Now recently the engagement rings ads have disappeared and i have started to get ads for eharmony. I know facebook scans one's messages for content in order to generate personalized ads. But is it also scanning my bf's messages to other people that contain my name in order to generate advertisements for me? I haven't mentioned anything about a breakup to any of my friends via fb message. Now I'm wondering if my bf has....
• I love making new friends. :) But y'all should.know that I'm realky bad about texting so please text me first >.
• I graduated from AU two years ago and still haven't gotten any calls requesting donations. Disappointed.
• Mr. Editor, did you forget again? Ahh well I have netflix and hulu for procrastination. [Editor’s Note: I did, and thank you for your reasonable response to that.]
• Work hard, sleep hard.
• ICK ALEX KNEPPER IS GROSS
• I truly believe that when you said you wanted to give things a try, you meant it. When you freaked out and got scared and took it all back, it hurt. Am I totally crazy for still believing that things could work out?
• I can't wait to see you in person so I can tell you I love you.
