• Sometimes I imagine myself as a kid again. Sitting on my grandparents' balcony, in the warm breeze of the summer night. Chasing after fireflies and staring out at the stars while my grandmother knitted and told me stories of when they were kids. It's times like this when I miss her the most.
• Dear Editor, I love you, and I don't hate on you like most people do, I understand you have a life. But it's 2 am and they're still not up....that ain't right man, that ain't right.
• WTF is a "wawa"?
• @"I masturbated while my roommate was in the room and they didn’t notice. so proud" Why you referring to your "roommate" (singular noun) as "they" (plural noun). Please go back to 3rd grade and learn basic grammar.
• What is a "dirty" sugar free chai?
• Yo I'm dropping out. College is overrated.
• I hate that I would be better for you than she would, but you like her instead.
• @Not homesick at all. It's not that weird. I didn't get homesick until I went abroad, and even then it was for AU not my hometown.
• @ "How do you tell a guy you aren't interested in them without lying or sounding like a jerk?" "Dad, stop trying to hump my leg. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
• to the fellow Wawa fan: my favorite diner and Wawa are literally the two things I miss most about home!
• @reference Who gon' act phonier, who gon' try to embarrass ya? Ima need a day off, I think I'll call Ferris up. Love that track.
• @"I masturbated while my roommate was in the room and they didn’t notice. so proud." He noticed. He just didn't want to say anything because that's disgusting. My old roommate did that, ignoring ? oblivious.
• The casual racism on this thing is hilarious.
• Someone needs to invent a biddie-destroying video game. SHUT UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES. no one cares whether you are tired and don't look it. no one cares. really. no one.
• I'd say that today is one of those put-your-sweatshirt-on-backwards kind of day, but I think my whole life is like that.
• Thanks for the Sufjan rant!
• Since this seems to be a sounding board for pooping: it must be really awkward for dudes who have to pee and poop at the same time.
• FU EAGLE RANTS NOW I HAVE THE ARTHUR THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
• Reading Rousseau is making me gag. I feel like I'm reading a Todd Akin speech but with better vocabulary.
• Dear Econ Professor, Please stop drawing graphs. It is midterm week and I can no longer pay attention to you. All I can think about is getting the cute guy who sits two rows ahead to talk to me. If you could maybe set up some type of group assignment, I would be grateful. #supplyanddemandproblems
• Okay Downton Abbey, rip out my heart, that's cool. Just give me warning next time so it doesn't happen while I'm in the Mudbox.
• Confused why I'm getting the cold shoulder now
• @window, a cigarette takes 4 minutes to smoke. 4 MINUTES. If that ruins your day, you're probably one of those obnoxious people who complains about everything. I hope that guy smokes outside your window all day every day.
• All I do is try to mind my own business, but people keep targeting me and bully me and talk shit on me behind my back. When will it ever stop? Even as a recluse I can't avoid it. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
• Dear long-distance boyfriend: you made the CHOICE to forgo school for a possible sports career and a part-time job. Please do not read about something that I spent 3 weeks studying for 10 minutes on Wikipedia and pretend like you know anything about it. It makes me want to punch you in the face. If you want to be smart, go the f*ck to school.
• No more political rants. Signed, the most political person you'll ever meet.
• There are plenty of cute guys at AU if you know where to look! Unfortunately many of them are socially awkward :( Or so socially adjusted they have a big group of friends that you struggle to stick out in. Such is life
• Is there a prerequisite on the Dav application for attractiveness or do attractive people just really like making coffee and so apply to become baristas? What is going on!!
• Sometimes i read a rant and i just know it was you who wrote it
• >2012 AD > Taking Politics seriously > Ishiggydiggy
• I like you as a friend and i think you may have taken my text invitation the wrong way. awkward. youre just a really cool person i want to get to know, and i didnt know how else to start a conversation.
• all is not lost. . .yet
• you think you're hot but im sorry youre not exactly who you think you are
• What would ya'll think about me starting a Humans of AU blog? (like Humans of New York) Would you be irritated if I took you picture without asking first?
• I want to get some people together to perform Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog on campus.
• I think I love you...
• @I love watching Buffy for Tara and Willow You're going to *love* Season 6.....
• I'm not a slut I just like having sex and don't want a relationship. Is there anything wrong with that? If I were a guy no one would judge me...I don't get it. Why can a guy enjoy himself and get high fives but I just get called a whore?
• I hate this school most of you are wierdos that I never would have talked to in highschool
• My response to this week's Downton Abbey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO NO WHY?! NOOOOOO
• I'm sorry, I mean, I know we've all been there before, but freshmen really annoy me.
• I don't get it... Is it a Thing to insult the editor?
• You've moved on. I'm still trying. If only it wasn't so hard. If only your smile wasn't so contagious.
• Just overheard a conversation and a girl say "don't feel bad that it's fattening....eating chocolate is retail therapy." .....why are some people so stupid.
• "@Dear all democrats" See, this is super awkward, because that's EXACTLY what I was saying about you guys after Romney's display...
• @Team Lesbian meetings: When and where?
• How do I tell my girlfriend that I don't like it when she sings? She does it randomly, and it really annoys me.
• People should listen to the song Booty Man by Tim Wilson. It's a life changing experience.
• WHAT IS LAL? PLS I AM CONFUSED EDUCMUHCATE ME
• Wish somebody payed me in trident layers :(
• faith in humanity: completely lost today
• Life at the Berks...you can't even have your windows open or you'll smell pot within a few minutes.
• @Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Mommy shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
• Sometimes I can't believe that I'm old enough that my friends are getting married and having babies.
• Neighors. I'm sorry for being that kid who always listens to songs on repeat. :/
• LOL conservatives.
• whoever is ranting the sufjan stevens lyrics: congratulations, you win. at life.
• Blasting the white noise to drown out my roommate's voice.
• I seriously have the best boyfriend ever. But seriously. I do. Be jealous.
