• To the guys who are looking for a Men's group: the Methodist community has one going on. We don't get all religious or anything. We just mostly chill out, watch movies, talk about Star Wars, and have fun (without forcing you to pay dues like the frats do). We're always looking for new members (all male identifying persons are welcome). Stop by the Methodist office in Kay for more information.
• i can't even rant with impunity because my friends are obsessed with the rants....
• I can not lie... I like big butts. I also like breastises.
• To girl who ALREADY HAS a boyfriend: stop trying to undress me!
• To the people upstairs who just had sexy time: Wow, that ejaculated quickly!
• I'm a nerd who seeks to engage in sexual intercourse with a very voluptuous female specimen. Anyone willing to accept my seed?
• the shark song is something I learned at all my years of summer camp. I love that there are other people out there who know it!
• dear men who want a safe space to be sensitive: you know who bashes you for your "weak" feelings and sensitivity? OTHER MEN. Why don't you take the time to observe your biases and change yourselves before you try and get a safe space. you can start with the fact that men call each other female gendered slurs (pansy, f*g, girly, p*ssy) and how sexist that is.
• @ " WHY IS MY PERIOD KEY STICKING?" It must be that time of month.
• To every ranter who has ever asked, "How do I get my boyfriend to propose to me!?": I am in a long-term relationship (3 years), and I know when my boyfriend is going to propose--in a few years, when we are both financially stable. We talk about marriage all the time, like mature adults. If you want your boyfriend to propose, for the love of God, talk to him about it! Don't expect him to magically know that you want him to propose!
• @still don’t understand the shark joke…. for lack of a better explanation, it's a camp song. at least that's where i learned it. there are hand motions that make it wayyy better.
• I'm really sick of all these rants about people loving one another… mainly because I know no one will ever love me. Not really.
• AEPHI? AEFOOT
• I got high fived in the face and I now have a black eye. Everyone is going to hear I got in a fight.
• If you have a thing with another girl, stop flirting with me. I don't want her sloppy seconds.
• I really hope that rant wasn't about me.
• You know with all these people complaining about how lonely they are someone should host a speed dating event. C'MON let's get people to stop being lonely!
• Who wants to start a dungeons and dragons group with me! -Forever alone Nerd
• I have so many problems with you right now, its not even funny. This whole "Im better than everyone else, and I will tell everyone else what to do" is getting really f*cking annoying. News flash: you piss people off. And oh btdubs, way to screw me over and alienate me. Cool. Great. Awesome. #Gof*ckyourself
• Don't worry about it, we're not going to be anything. At least I doubt we will.
• the battelle atrium is so uncomfortable! the vents are angled so that an annoying breeze is always blowing on you. whoever designed the building is stupid
• I'm a little concerned about the fact that Rants are "powered by Google Docs." Can the rants editor see which AU Gmail account rants are submitted from? That's totally something that people submitting rants have the right to know. [Editor’s Note: Your submissions aren’t attached to your email addresses, so no. The submissions are sent with no other information to a spreadsheet.}
• @ first lady No, you sexist. Your goal in life is to be PRESIDENT. I'm so sick of hearing people talk about the future Presidents as male. Geezus, let's get a woman in office please!
• I was scared, but I meant it. Maybe we're both crazy, but let's be crazy together :)
• I still am, and always will remain, a damn proud B'nai B'rith Girl.
• Why don't people ever write about me?!
• @”girl that loves NASCAR”. Ya I can tell you’re a nascar fan from you’re atrocious grammar. It’s girl WHO loves nasar, not girl THAT loves nasar. Girls are people, not objects.
• @girl getting eharmony ads instead of engagement ring ads on her fb: Maybe fb thinks that since u have been in a relationship for 3 years an still are not engaged, there must be something not right in the relationship so hence the eharmoney ads. idk
• You know you go to AU when you get really excited whenever you see a really attractive guy, and just stare, because they are so rare here. #thestruggle
• I'm sorry you feel the way you do. "Right now" doesn't mean forever. You're great. And you don't know it. I just want what's best for you. Why can't you see it?
• @ "I’m tempted to knock on my neighbor’s door and ask him to have sex with me." do it, you won't.
• @"I know I need to come out." If you're having difficulty getting over that final barrier, I'm sure the LGBT resource centre on campus could help you out. I came out on FB because I wanted to avoid making that awkward conversation with everyone I knew. The best thing you can do is just find one person you can come out to, and build from there. It always helps to have someone to talk to.
• My room is always way colder than it is outside... I want heat!!!!!
• @"College Democrats: Made of Awesome" If only they were really democrats...
• If you want to know where all the "hipster hate" comes from, try having a show on WVAU that isnt bearded indie rock.
• I could use a hug.
• @ " I’m no prude, but I’d like a guy to work for it. Is that too much to ask?" I'm guessing your milkshake does not bring all the boys to the yard.
• Disregard females, acquire currency. This is the life.
• @"–Help a guy help another guy." I know what it's like to struggle to make friends. I have really been having a tough time since I've been here and I know I would really appreciate someone making the effort to get to know me.
• How do you go up to a guy that is literally gorgeous and talk to him and get to know him because I see him all the time and I literally can't handle it anymore but I don't know how to go up to him without it being awkward
• We partied embarrassingly hard Thursday night. Thursday. Night. Guys, we can never show our faces in Eagle's Nest again.
• I'm being Supernatural's Castiel for Halloween. Anybody want to be Dean Winchester? It'll be cute... #HalloweenDestiel
• From the mountains of faith.....
• Tim Pawlenty is literally the most boring human being on the face of the Earth.
