• @"I know you read these every night": NO, I WILL NEVER GROW UP. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
• @ I really like him.. this wasn't supposed to happen: I feel the same way. I don't know if you're in the same situation as me though
• That graphic on the AU Facebook page about student debt was not only literally false on all the facts, but even worse, also villainized those of us who cannot afford to attend AU without seeking private student loans. I have a scholarship and federal loans, but they don't add up to the cost of attendance, and I’m shocked that somehow in the mind of this school’s administration, I’m to blame for AU’s higher-than-average student debt because I have private loans to cover the difference. I didn’t know that you have to have rich parents to be welcome here.
• @"I think this is about me, I’ve been thinking the same thing. And if not, I think it will happen anyways." ...I promise it's not about you, it's about someone who doesn't go here. But I hope everything works out for you two, too! :)
• In 18 days I'll be there.
• Sometimes I'm really scared that there's something wrong with me and that I love you.
• AU students and Georgetown students are exactly the same except AU students are all nerdy virgins.
• Re person ranting about other ranters: Does that mean you also don't get laid?
• help! im a sophomore thats tired of my friend group!
• MUPPETS I LOVE YOU
• to the cute blonde guy that showed up in the language lab like once last week... come back!!
• @Closeted gay guy - try not to get too worked up. There's a ton of support here on campus and lots of great people and resources for you to fall back on. Find someone to talk to. Hell, I'll even give you advice on coming out if you need it. the hardest part of coming out is getting over the self doubt and fear. someone who's out
• @men's spaces: public space is men's space. I can't walk down the damn street without being afraid for my life and my mental health. why do you need a separate space to "put out information" or "facilitate discussion"? just tell your bros to quit being such douchebags.
• @first lady - i just wanted to affirm to you that i think you are great, especially for being able to calmly/coherently say that while you want to see female presidents, you'd prefer to be the first lady, and that there's nothing wrong with that. rock on! (also, i get the vibe that you're straight, but if you weren't, i'd probably offer to be the first female president while you'd be the first lady president's first lady)
• too much coffee
• And as Obama wins the election, Romney sashays away in shame
• ya i guess people were stupid enough to fall for the purposefully misspelled nascar troll bait
• Girl waiting for her bf to propose- He sounds like he doesn't want to marry you. As for money, no guy wants to get married if he doesn't think he can support a family on his own. You sound pretty dumb too so...
• @"Whats a gal gotta do to get laid here" Find almost any straight guy and take off your pants.
• "The worst part of the proposed smoking ban: not seeing those two middle aged men having their cute cigar date every day." just wanted to post this again because... yeah.
• That awkward moment when you realize you're still in love with your ex. #alldignitygone
• To the nerd who used the word 'seed': Boy, I hope you're trolling. . . .
• Why don't you talk to me anymore? I don't understand. Do you hate me, or do you feel ashamed at how you treated me toward the end? If it's the second one, please don't. Things happen. I'm not angry at all, how could I be? I just miss you in my life.
• @"To all the hipster SIS kids" Lol what?
• Okay I know everyone thinks the editor sucks, but I'm pretty sure he/she is not going to change his/her schedule just to make anonymous ranters happy. Just read the ones from the previous day in the morning. It's what I do and it's not a big deal. Now everyone settle down.
• I've been searching for something, something so undefined,that it can only be seen, by the eyes of the blind. In the middle of the night.
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• @SIS hipsters: People actually DO that? DDDDDDD:
• @ President not First Lady Hey, I want to see a female President as much as anybody, but not every woman has to want to be the President. I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to be the First Lady. Lot less pressure that way.
• @closeted gay guy: Try coming out in steps. You don't have to do it all at once. It's awkward at first but you'll get the hang of it and I'll promise you'll be happier.
• So, I went to both of the libertarian club meetings, and the President of SFL is the vice president of YAL, and vice versa. Just make it one club already, gah!
• The two professors that smoke cigars on the benches of the walkway between the quad and Hughes are total bosses. My friend and I want to go buy our own, sit on the opposite side, and light up with them. Total bosses.
• All this talk of and references to Reddit....but r/AmericanU is pretty sad :P REDDITORS UNITE!
• Hey! Anyone like politics here?
• I am SO SICK of you acting like you aren't good enough when you know you are. Stop it. It's annoying. Other people can't always be reassuring you and telling you what you already know.
• RISE. October 30th, 2012. Seven Days.
• Cloud Atlas is going to win ALL OF THE OSCARS. All dem.
• Gingers have no souls.
• I think the aggressive feminism that parades as 'equality' really rears its ugly head when men float ideas like a men's safe space. If you're fighting for equality, then do so. Don't just be men haters who want special privileges.
• What do you call an arab with only half a clip in his gun? A moderate.
• Well the Jerk Store called- they're running out of YOU!
• RE: the ranter talking about the lesbian girls on campus dressing like Doctor Who....WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING?
• Got a safe-walk home with CAUS the other night. Cool people and no sign of the groper,thanks guys!
• Liberals R Tools, I pretty much disagree with 98% of everything you say, but you are by far the best/most hilarious commenter on this site. Keep them coming!
• ummm can I have my package? STOP HOLDING IT HOSTAGE
• Can we please not lose sight of the fact that a b*tchy feminist started this whole conversation with an unprovoked attack on men as a whole, apparently unaware of the irony?
• To the person on Tuesday who left that giant turd in the 1st floor Ward men's room that attached to the bowl and could not be dislodged despite repeated flushing: well done. You have made for yourself a legacy more enduring than anything the Student Government could ever hope to accomplish.
• Anyone else always feel like they're going through the motions of living without actually living?
• Oh man....I don't know if you read these, but just in case: I'm crazy for you...i feel sick after you're gone when I realize how happy I am with you compared to anything else. Get to see you again soon...so amazing. Can't wait. Worth the trouble of visiting? A million times over. I hope you feel the same, and I think you do.
• Why does my lab smell like whiskey? Did someone pre-game class and forget to invite me? It feels like Econ all over again.
• Why did they have to ruin the coke machines in Ward. I am so sad. -Wild A
• To whoever reads this: i have attempted to travel back through time to kill Hitler. If you dont know who that is, I have succeeded.
• Why is everyone at this school so stupid? If you're getting off the bus on campus then don't choose the first seats on the bus if other seats are open! It's so annoying to have to walk through everyone to get off at Nebraska.
• I wish you would just text me, I'm bored at work and want you to answer now! Talk to me brother!
• I know more than one person who I'm willing to die for, and more often than not I wake up just happy to be alive. Life is good.
• Honest question: can a member of CAUS explain to me why it makes sense to ask for a freeze on tuition at a private school that all of us have willingly chosen to attend? Not trying to troll, trying to understand.
• Things to learn from the tuition freeze protest: 1. You can "sing" John Williams's "Imperial March." 2. And a response from Neil Kerwin is that he looks on quizzically, then walks away. Kerwin is like Clarence Thomas. He will never say a word because he is incapable of forming speech or he's Mr. Bean.
