• "@Life = no meaning, I hope you are the same person who said humans are useless, but even if you’re not, KEEP RANTING THE TRUTH!" - Nietzsche would like to have a word with you nihilists, but he's dead so it doesn't matter.
• @"punished for being studious"--I feel the same way! Later library hours on Fridays, please!
• @"you’re caring, strong, and faithful" aw, this is so sweet! is this about a friend or bf/gf?
• When we die, we are dead. Rotting in the ground. The end.
• You suck editor!
• So my life is basically one giant sh*tshow
• I made the LAL knock-off site. At least a version 1.0 without chatting. It has private messaging though, and the main posting/commenting part. I tried to make a rant with the url yesterday and today, but maybe an automatic filter caught it, or the editor has been advised to discard as spam any rants with urls. I will try my luck on the AU Memes page, since clearly no one is filtering that for content. I will also work on getting it indexed by google so that it shows up in a google search.
• There is a special place in hell reserved for people who don't use eaglebucks or dining dollars when there's a long line at Eagle's Nest.
• MACKELMORE!!!
• *Macklemore. Ahaha, so excited about this rapper I misspelled his name . . .
• anyone out there love my little pony as much as I do!?!
• Northern people are great, but I miss southern people
• @Kerwin's house is on North Side - I live in McDowell and have a view of his house. YOUR MOTHER. he is hiding your mother because he is f**** her and paying her in eagle bucks!
• @I want to get in your pants - I want to get in your undies and make sexy time when i see a guy with a big dick i break into song "put that thing back where it came frommmm so help me! so help me!"
• @I am in desparate need of your number - what does she look like??? what class??
• THERE HAS BEEN AN EAGLE RANT ABOUT CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST OH. MY. GOD. My roommate and I watched that together last year, a few weeks into the first semester. Bonding, man. Nothing brings two people together like the shared horrors of the film Cannibal Holocaust.
• RANTERS keep ranting in poetry form because i've been rapping the SH** outta them to my roomie! keep up the good work
• You're right, salsa does -not- get better. It's always bad. bad bad bad.
• Sometimes I like to pretend that all the ambiguous rants are about me. Someone out there thinks I'm awesome and cute and desirable and funny. It's a nice feeling, if a false one.
• Poor Solomon Grundy man
• ?????! Awww yeah~
• Hot professors, huh? Good idea. I don't know about hot, but my one professor's handsome in a friendly silver fox kind of way...
• @ Solomon Grundy F***in' Brit's and their nursery rhymes.
• It seems my time traveling did not work, as a Republican @$$hole posted above me. God damn it. Better go fix that.
• To the Negress looking for a Negro. You know that we live in a minority-majority city, right? You don't even need to leave Tenleytown. Black people are all over the place. Beware though. AIDS is rampant in DC. Best of luck. A cracka helpin' a sista out.
• @ "honest opinion, no strings attached" - say it in person.
• i am a small rabbit, lost in the woods on a winter day
• I act falsely arrogant and insensitive while burying myself in schoolwork to mask my loneliness.
• I have a "group" but I can't connect with any of them; consequently they've bonded without me.
• I'm scared of getting loneliness induced psychosis.
• @"Please be obsessed with me". We met outside of school, found out we both went to AU, and started talking. Lesson: Don't be afraid to go out and do things by yourself in the city, you might find your new best friend.
• I can't figure out if I legitimately don't have midterms or if I just have no clue what is going on in any of my classes.....
• Me Solomon Grundy. Kind of dropped ball on that one.
• Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm. Anyone else like CCR?
• The internet here is so slow, I'm convinced eaglesecure doesn't actually exist.
• I can't do Tavern at 3 today D: I hope you didn't wait too long, sorry I read rants late (I'm a Phonathoner, I only read them when I have shifts). Sorry!! Does Monday at three work?
• Here's your white people joke How can you tell if a person's white or not? There's a more than likely chance he gots a job.
• @ other classic crime fan, of course that counts!
• @fluffy guy lover, I like fluffy girls too!
• @ "Seriously, guys with big dicks scare me so much. Give me an average sized one any day. Gets the job done so much better." This makes me feel so much better about being average!
• @small penis ranter.... As I guy with a less than average sized penis I've managed pretty well around here, do it right and they always come back for more.
• Grad school is kicking my ass. FML.
• WHY ARE THEY PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC IN THE DAV, I come here for GOOD music :(((((
• They need an Eagle Rant app, there have been so many instances where something funny happens and I've wanted to rant it but I haven't been near my laptop
• Oh my God does there need to be an AU dating site, I mean, just look at how many people are trying to hook up on rants. Open mic guy and that freshman girl? All the people that want to cuddle? All the people that complain there aren't any single people? HELLO, GREAT IDEA HERE. Someone make it happen plz.
• Kogod. Katzen. Kerwin. #LookAtTheEvidence
• The hardest math I ever do is calculating which sale at CVS gets me the most chocolate per dollar.
• goth girl seeks boy with whom to watch The Crow / listen to Sisters of Mercy / explore DC / all of the above.
• (also, can we please get an AU classifieds thing going on here? separate from Rants, I mean?)
• @good for you, you can do it- THANK YOU :))
• Smiled at a cute girl holding the door open for me at the Greenbriar. Realized three minutes later that there was still Chipotle on my face. God dammit.
• So I had something really life shattering happen to me......and it's really been affecting me personally and it's affected my schoolwork, so today I went to the counseling center to make an appointment. Their earliest one was over a week away...are you kidding me? What if someone was about to kill themselves?
• Why is eagle secure being so difficult? I actually have work to do, it's encouraging me to find ways to procrastinate that aren't really my fault.
• To the guy that works at the Dav who is unbelievably sexy...I just saw you leave with a motorcycle helmet. You drive one? You are so sexy.
• Oh phonathon that ring which rings in my ear does it signal my demise or a donation that is near? oh phonathon oh phonathon that ring which rings in my ear does it signal my demise or a donation that is near? RING RING RING RING RING RING RING SAVE ME
• Sometimes I wish I could just disappear. Lately, that sometimes is all of the time.
• I'm doing horribly in school, and I don't know how to tell anyone that because I already think myself to be such a failure.
• i swear to god all the passive crap when it comes to who people "like" or "crush on" on the rants and with AU students in general is pissing me off. everyone needs to take a nice dose of man the heck up and just start talking to people.
• To whoever complained, Personally, compared to the barrage of LDR and sexual frustration rants, I would think that some historical whimsy would be a welcome change. Regardless, we will not stop. Despite our collectively dismal military record, the one thing Italy and I can agree on is our perseverance in petty disputes and insults. Merci beaucoup, France PS-It's quite easy to ignore something if you don't want to see it. Italy does it all the time with their own failures.
• i'm really loving the hot pink AU sweatshirts everyone has now. brb, buying my own.
• to my lovely roommate: BLOW YOUR FLIPPING NOSE. the sniffing is annoying. also please stop trying to talk to me while i'm studying. and use headphones.
• hey baby. I see you workin that lit review in yo plaid swag
• @I shouldn’t be going to a school where I’m afraid to say I’m Republican We've been debating a long time. We are out numbered by Democrats. Watching Fox News around the clock,without quit. Republicans have a strength that cannot be measured. This is John Connor. If you are favor lower taxes and don't favor legalizing gay marriage,you are a Republican.
• donde estan los eagle rants?? "to the girl in the mudbox on 10/10 at like 9:45 pm.
• stfu with your "hmm hmm Hmmm" if you're gonna hum at least be good at it. :P
• No, but like for real, humming girl... there's something wrong with you.
