• @sucks at interpersonal relationships: I'm the original ranter and I'm a guy ranting about a girl, so I think you're fine. • HAHA. phonathon is really okay... doesnt everyone who tries to work there quit after one semester? • the eagle rants suck today • "If strength is born ...
• @turtle tanter Please don't kill or release your turtle. Someone, on campus or off, will take it for you. Really, they will. • @Uhm, I'm a tall ginger and I've never cheated on any girlfriend. . .DOOD you'e not the only tall ginger with a gf at this school. STOOPID. • I got my first ...
• Dear people getting into conversations on the silent floor of the library: Did it ever occur to you that people go there so that they don't have to be distracted by conversations? Food for thought. • Dear people on the shuttle who play their music so loud that everyone around them can ...
• Dear girl going from the laundry room to the 8th floor Saturday evening - you were really nice, I'm kicking myself for not starting a conversation with you. I'd like to get to know you better. - Your 3rd floor friend • To the boy I just half-met on the shuttle: you were really cute... We ...
• i am a sophomore and just had my mind blown by the water bottle sensor on the water fountains in the library • Having to obtain an abortion junior or senior year is the worst. I thought I was going to have to get an abortion this semester, and I was terrified of not being able to get one ...
• i get abortions biweekly even if i don't need them. it's nice to have them scrape around in there every once in a while • I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. • You lied to me! You said my father was my father but my UNCLE is my father! MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE!!!!!!!! • ...
• To the girl with an orange bag and purple water bottle in my Monday night terrorism class: your quiet confidence is very attractive. Also, you're gorgeous. • @non-sis student. basically sis renumbered all the courses and invented pre-reqs and told everyone it wouldn't affect current students ...
• Ranters: If you had to get an abortion during your time at AU, which year would you want to get it done? Personally, I'd say sophmore year because you probably don't have an internship or something, but I might get an abortion later so I'm just curious. • I wish platonic kissing was ...
• If you're part of a club called "queers and allies", don't get angry when others use the word queer. You can't have it both ways. Either accept or reject the term. It's like black people who get upset when someone says the N word but 5 minutes later listen to some rapper who says the N word ...
• @Cyrus: It's ok. Just keep eating your Special K • To the pro-ex Comptroller.... every single person who I know that hates SG AND can't stand CAUS voted for the new guy as a protest vote to the current regime. • ACB • @@Pledging is like Vietnam.keep your head down, stay quiet ...
• @did everyone have a happy mishapocalypse? I was just alarmed at the sheer volume of posts on Tumblr. I loved it but was also somewhat terrified. NOT AS SCARED AS I AM FOR THIS WEEK'S EP OMG SAM • Today there was an ambulance in front of the bookstore for a relatively minor issue that still ...
• am I the only single and gay girl at this school? • I bought skittles and ice tea at 7-11 tonight and didn't get shot on my way home. Take that, Trayvon! • @"you really think i'd take relationship advice from you?": Maybe the person giving you advice has relationship issues of their ...
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