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Eagle Rants: April 6, 2013

• If you're part of a club called "queers and allies", don't get angry when others use the word queer. You can't have it both ways. Either accept or reject the term. It's like black people who get upset when someone says the N word but 5 minutes later listen to some rapper who says the N word 15 times in one song. Such hypocrisy.

• Anderson 6 South is literally a hellhole of ex-BOE members and disgruntled SPA drones. They came up with the fake SG embezzlement story and have basically ruined the year for people trying to actually make a difference. You should all be ashamed.

• If The Eagle ever wants the world to start taking them seriously, they could start by getting rid of Eagle Rants once and for all. If YouTube can at least attempt to make their comments better, then why does The Eagle continue to encourage this filth every day?

• Taco Bell. That is All.

• @"Pat Kelly is so pretentious. Literally, I'm so sick of seeing his little smirk all over campus. Plus, I'd love to see if he's actually going to be able to accomplish anything when the brains of the operation all graduate in May." Don't worry, 49.6% of voting students think he will be able to! Also you clearly don't know Pat. So bye.

• I have officially fallen head over heels for you....too bad you chose now to move on.

• Came for the political theory. Stayed to make bedroom eyes at the young professor moderating.

• The knot on my pjs is too tight and if I can't untie it soon I'm going to poop my pants.

• Ducks r sooo hot! When I see their little butts wiggle it gets me so worked up. I just want to feed them bread all day long

• When I'm in class I can't stop thinking about donkeys. They'd be so good in bed i can't stop being turned on. I just want that ass

• I love washing machine. It spins my head right round. The girls on campus don't got nothing on washing machines.the spin cycle really gets me going.

• @Pat Kelly is so pretentious. Literally, I'm so sick of seeing his little smirk all over campus; If you're so sick of seeing his little smirk, look away? Close your eyes?

• @Thanks Julia Reinstein. Now we know your opinion...& @Ok Julia, we get it, You can get off rants now; lol this isn't Julia (but you won't believe me anyway). Just a supporter telling the haters to shut up.

• @At least he isnt covering up fraud; As my professor would say...back up your arguments with, I dunno...evidence?

• @bigcitywhitekid Damn straight and tell it like it is.

• Shout out to the Chive ranter!

• @"One of these miserable days, I'm gonna kill myself." Don't give up. I have been there and I know how scary and lonely it is, but it does get better. Talk to someone, anyone. If you don't have a friend you can trust, AU has counselors. Take care.

• Does anyone have more info on the hot DPE pledge from Iowa. I wanna date him sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad.

• @hot professor in class: Mine is too. Maybe we are in the same class. Is it wrong to secretly crush on your prof?

• Tavi Gevinson on Nightline because she's a "pint sized fashionista?" My response: GOD DAMN IT DAMN DAMN DAMN! I GIVE UP.

• Herp.

• how do I get posts about me on ACB taken down?

• Sometimes I think I masturbate too much but then I realize I'm single and therefore there is no such thing

• Why do so many people stick around at AU if they hate it so much?

• I accidentally booty-called someone last night. I only wanted to have a drunk 3 am fb convo...I wasn't even trying to hook up honest. I am not a real person.

• LOL at anyone living in dorms. Real people live in real apartments off campus.

• @--"Pat Kelly is so pretentious. Literally, I'm so sick of seeing his little smirk all over campus. Plus, I'd love to see if he's actually going to be able to accomplish anything when the brains of the operation all graduate in May." Lol all of SG is pretentious, and the "brains" of the operations are too.

• We made out last night (Friday) and I can't stop thinking about it. You're an awesome kisser, and hopefully soon to be GF.


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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