• @turtle tanter Please don't kill or release your turtle. Someone, on campus or off, will take it for you. Really, they will.
• @Uhm, I'm a tall ginger and I've never cheated on any girlfriend. . .DOOD you'e not the only tall ginger with a gf at this school. STOOPID.
• I got my first real kiss recently. I feel stupid because I'm a senior. We didn't sleep together but now I wish we did because I think I'm in love with her.
• Forced into social cannibalism, we fight to survive but no one gets out alive.
• They're bringing a Starbucks on campus? There's one on New Mexico! Plus they already sell Starbucks brand coffee in The Eagle's Nest.
• The Eagle Tweeted that I should talk to my RA if I'm feeling upset about the tragedy in Boston...too bad my RA is an incompetent idiot
• my sorority wants to eagle rant about me, fineeeeeee. Im not leaving Im a legacy
• @ " i have a turtle that i dont want anymore and i dont think it will fit down the toilet. think it would die quickly if i just poured some bleach in the tank?" I sincerely hope you're just trolling, but even joking about this isn't funny. Hurting an innocent animal is about the lowest of the low. If you seriously have a turtle and don't want it anymore, please just put some flyers up around campus and I'm sure someone will take the turtle and perhaps even CARE for it.
• @I used to like my roommate
