• @sucks at interpersonal relationships: I'm the original ranter and I'm a guy ranting about a girl, so I think you're fine.
• HAHA. phonathon is really okay... doesnt everyone who tries to work there quit after one semester?
• the eagle rants suck today
• "If strength is born from heartbreak, then mountains I could move."
• I'm in the library!!!!!!!!!!!!
• my roommate is toto inapropro. He poops in plastic bags and then throws them down the trash shoot.
• I'm sorry AU, but I must come out with it: I AM A MONGOOSE.
• I need cuddles.
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• I really, really like you and want to be with you. But you friend zoned me. And I don't know what to do.
• "So, if AU is going to become more vegetarian and vegan friendly, does that mean they
