• Dear girl going from the laundry room to the 8th floor Saturday evening - you were really nice, I'm kicking myself for not starting a conversation with you. I'd like to get to know you better. - Your 3rd floor friend
• To the boy I just half-met on the shuttle: you were really cute... We should hang out (:
• If you're really a cool person, you get down with Serbian Film and/or horse-based pornography. Scarring your mind forever- it's whats for breakfast.
• the day i started living was the day I opened my eyes and started to avoid you. Why? Well because I was lying to myself by hanging out with you and wasting our time.
• GOD DAMN IT, KAREN! STOP FLOATING ON BEARDS! WE ALL TOLD YOU TO STOP!
• @person saying AU lacks community: never in my life have I been in such a warm, accepting, open-kindes environment as AU. Everyday there are club events going on that are open to everyone. Every day there are dozens of campus activities for all to enjoy. Have fun transfer in because it sounds like your problems will follow you.
• I'm the original pregnancy porn responder. Sorry, I can't answer your questions, because everyone would know who I am. :(
• Have you ever passed by a tour group on campus, overheard what the tour guide was telling those hapless prospectives, and then started laughing hysterically?
• I think I know who the Guest Eagle Rant Editor is... ah the advantages of going to Relay!
• to people who think there is only frat parties to go to on weekends needs to branch out a little. There are plenty of people who are not in frats and have great times. Being a Junior, and not in a frat, I have been to a lot of parties. Always been fun asa well
• @die a slow death: preach.
• @LizzieMcguire really?
• @#gonnatransfer I've had the same feeling! plus wanting to switch my major and just overall the entire atmosphere here has been the worst year I've experienced
• If you're going to put a bust of by a famous artist outside for the taking, how about the novel idea of getting some security cameras around there to prevent it from being stolen. Or here's one better! Put it inside a building called a "Museum." OooooOOOhhhHHH...AU is filled with a bunch of idiots who, in turn, have idiots steal from the imbeciles.
• There should be a Chipotle in the tunnel instead of that place next to UPS...
• Yo to the person who printed the ACCT 241 accounting project info in the ACC around 4, my bad. Didn't mean to take your stuff!
• OK Go?! Really SUB. All we had to was over Lil Wayne some sizzurp and he would've been outchea...
• Am I the only one rubbed wrong by this trend of 'fair is beautiful!' I'm seeing/hearing it both online and off, and it's really been pissing me off. Why don't we say 'all shades and color of skin are great' instead?
• Complete idiots... Stupid bus driver
• do she got a booty? she doooooo
• some of those arrested development quotes were, well, misquoted. try harder ranter
• I don't want to do annnnnything. I'm checked out. UGH
• I'm slowly realizing how much I hate this school and how impossible it is to escape now.
• I am just so smitten with you. Like, really.
