• i am a sophomore and just had my mind blown by the water bottle sensor on the water fountains in the library
• Having to obtain an abortion junior or senior year is the worst. I thought I was going to have to get an abortion this semester, and I was terrified of not being able to get one in time.
• @other girl who likes pregnancy porn: OMG, I feel much better about myself now too. I'm curious to know more about you. What is your major? What are your life goals? Why do you think you like pregnancy porn? I'm a psyc major. I fantasize about getting married and pregnant on a regular basis, but I never admit it to anyone for fear I will be seen as un-feminist.
• Can anyone recommend other annonymous forums similar to eagle rants? I need some diversity.
• You guys do realize there are plenty of colleges around the country that don't have air conditioning in their dorms at all, right? Also, it's only 80. Grow a pair and quit complaining.
• I've always gotten the impression that AU has a whole underground community of racist homophobic bigots...
• Where did all the frat parties go?! Is it too much to ask to have normal college things to do on the weekend?
• Why do I even try with this being pretty thing?
• @@did you give me a fake number? rude. If you didnt want anything to do with me say so: With that attitude, why would anyone?' I'm not the OP but really? being upset about being given a fake number is a bad attitude?
• omg abortion is not infanticide and you clearly missed out on it being a joke
• As a computer geek guy: turning me off and on again, and learning to troubleshoot problems effectively.
• my mom reads eagle rants
• Pat Kelly was cleaning the quad today. Swoon!
• Dear freshman biddies on the shuttle: please stop shrieking about how much alcohol you have in your purse. We still don't think you're cool. Sincerely, everyone over the age of 14.
• @lizziemcguireranter assuming that there's only one of me, I am very flattered :) Thank you- Currently without a Gordo
• Are the two rants about nerds/computer geeks from the same person, or is there like a high demand for that? Where do I go to get these ladies to flock to me, and how do I call attention to the fact that I am a computer geek? Is there a special scent or pheromone I should be aware of, or should I just talk loudly to myself about programming and algorithms and databases, etc, etc?
• Shout out to A6S for committing the most amount of floorcest I have seen in my three years at AU so far. Sincerely, The observant
• I have a crush on my RA but he doesn't play for the same team I do..
• Remember when memes were not shouted on the quad by dudebros but rather relegated to dark corners of the internet populated by 30 year old virgins where no normal person would tread? 4chan remembers, and so does Pepperidge Farm.
• @22 close to graduating never kissed Don't worry, there are plenty of guys out there in the same boat, myself included...
• @infanticide commenter That's funny, I see no mention of infanticide on these rants. I see a highly facetious conversation about abortion, but that is the same thing like talking about stepping on acorns is akin to logging oak trees.
• Sometimes my dating en devours go so poorly I expect everything to cut to black and have the text "Executive Producers Joss Whedon & David Greenwalt" super imposed on it.
• remember when SIS actually had capstone level topics classes for undergrads.. oh wait.
• @"HOLY CRAP I AM ALSO A STRAIGHT FEMALE WITH A FETISH FOR PREGNANCY PORN. Holy. Crap. I feel so much better about myself now that I know I
