• even if most of the freshmen are guys, i dont like younger men. makes no difference to me.
• Stop hating on the phonathon. Its a job that many of us enjoy. Feel free to quit if you hate it so much. There are plenty of other jobs on campus.
• Graduating in three weeks. See you SOBs NEVER. *fist pump*
• I don't see why your all upset about the guy killing the turtle it says in the bible we have dominance over all species so i don't see the problem here.
• Of course identity politics is self-centered: its all recognition of special snowflake-ness. That's why all the identity politics people are self-righteous, self-centered overbearing pricks with less humor than the Gestapo. Only Objectivists manage to be more self-centered, but those are rare.
• I'm really good at manipulating people. What career path would be best suited for my talents?
• I get a rush when I lie to people and they believe me. Then I expand the number of people who I lie to (telling each one different lies) in order to see how many people I can lie to while keeping all my other lies straight. It's becoming a twisted hobby of mine. Not sure what to do. Help?
• That sorority girl email on gawker made my life. I literally LOLed for like 20 minutes. I totally know a girl at AU like her. Lololol
• I wanna be an internet troll when I grow up. What should I major in?
• Resolved: this school is too hipster to function.
• In a world where people still oppress, harm, and silence the marginalized, shouldn't we celebrate decency from time to time?
• I actually work at the Phonathon and really like it! It's not a job that's for everyone, but if you have good people skills you should be fine(:
• ready for some summer fun, and by fun I mean struggling to pay rent, looking for a second job, and seeing you is actually here
• how many eagle rants do you get a day?
• Once I finish with internet porn I get extremely depressed over the fact that I'm single, it's like a vicious circle
• can SG do something about collegiate acb? We need to get rid of it.
• Too strong of a correlation between prevalence of cockblockers and my level of horniness.
• OH MY GOD, MIXED SIGNALS MCGEE. CALM YOURSELF.
• Anyone know of a place near AU where you can get raw, fresh squeezed juices? I'm not interested in doing a juice cleanse, but I could use a healthy energy boost before finals. Thanks!
• Yes biddies on the silent floor, I did just shush you. What did you expect would happen when you talk at full volume around dozens of people who are studying?
• @"know the interpersonal relationships ranter" Likewise, welcome to friendship with me. Or not, there is the door if you want to use it, I won't begrudge you for it, nor blame you.
• @person who made the turtle cow false equivelency Those cows are used for food, that turtle was killed for the hell of it. There is a difference between killing animals for the utility of consuming the flesh that helped us evolve the brains (look it up, and I mean from an academic resource, not new age hippy nonsense) to even moralize period, let alone about "animal rights," and exhibiting abhorrent behavior of a sociopath.
• hey i miss you and ur amazing
