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Eagle Rants: April 20, 2013

• I guess I typed something that's a little too mean to the LGBT community out there. So instead I'll just say that identity politics seem really self-centered to me.

• @cishetero ranter Stop biting the helping hand that feeds you. No need to be an asshole to people who want you to have rights- save dickishness for the bigots.

• turtle ranter troll makes me lol

• To the people criticizing the turtle killer, if you have ever eaten an animal you have no right to talk. Why are turtles more deserving of life than cows?

• Dear Ranters. I just can't handle you anymore. Either you say something that is disgustingly conservative or something that is so liberal that all I can do is roll my eyes (and I'm a pretty liberal person). If it's not that, it's something about how there aren't enough single straight/gay men/women on this campus or how much being in an LDR sucks ass. Y'all need to get a life

• @Greek life ranters: Stop making a fuss. If you think that your philanthropy only matters if it gets covered by the press, you're missing the point of philanthropy. Lots of groups on campus do good things every day without fanfare. And stop holding a grudge about the shirt. Fact of life: "Man bites dog" gets covered in the press. "Dog bites man" doesn't. Deal with it.

• the library computers take so long to boot up! and the internet is mad slow...even when no one is here on Saturday morning. Also, why are the time and date almost always wrong?

• @"About the Eagle not posting any positive stories about Greek Life, I


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