• @did everyone have a happy mishapocalypse? I was just alarmed at the sheer volume of posts on Tumblr. I loved it but was also somewhat terrified. NOT AS SCARED AS I AM FOR THIS WEEK'S EP OMG SAM
• Today there was an ambulance in front of the bookstore for a relatively minor issue that still required medical attention. Minutes after the emergency personnel left the building, I witnessed an eagle reporter enter and ask the store manager what had happened. Really, guys? It was a minor incident. Respect the privacy of the person. If an ambulance was called for you, would you want someone coming in and asking for all the details immediately after? It was disrespectful and rude. Desperate Eagle reporters...
• Can we talk about how good WOLF is real quick?
• I didn't know we had a "quite" floor. Quite what? Quite awesome? Quite smelly? Quite filled with people who need to go back to their third grade spelling class?
• @did everyone have a happy mishapocalypse? Yes. Yes I did.
• VOTE NELL KERWIN
• So in sociology i learned that as a white straight male i am the most evil thing in the world
• Pledging is like Vietnam....keep your head down, stay quiet and you might make it home alive.
• #TEAMLIZ
• #TEAMSAM
• Mike and Zonis...Timon and Pumbaa?
• that zeta psi pledge with glasses is awkwardly cute.....but mostly awkward
• Hey Iowa DPE pledge, how much corn does it take to get to your heart???????????????????????????????????????????????????
• that easter bunny is a real dick
• i hear the micro PA is getting a C and is lying about getting an A on his last two tests
• "Fight the man mike!" "SHUT THE F@CK UP!!!!!!!"
• I feel uncomfortable going to my RA with problems because I'm pretty sure he's never talked to a girl before...
• @ am I the only single and gay girl at this school? Nope.
• I LIKE WEENIES
• This school has made me HATE the HRC
• I eat the pussy and I'm a man about it. i eat it all day and I eat it all night. She said her man whack, cant do it right so she call me,yeah the boy g and im gon' lick her body i get her real wet kiss her on her neck she said come get inside me I EAT THE PUSSY. I EAT THE PUSSY. AND I'M A MAN ABOUT IT.
• @Women's Initiative ranter: false. All branches of SG are incompetent and dysfunctional because they are SG. #AbolishSG #ReplaceItWithNothing
• Sigh. I'm saddened by how so many people are unable to compute the meaning of Ste. Marie. . . "Ste." is the French abbreviation for Saint, so this part of the candidate's name refere to Saint Mary (Sainte Marie in French).
• April is Sexual Assault Awareness month at AU' 1- didn't we just have one in October or November? 2- yes, I get it. it happened to me. This will not be the central point for the rest of my life. Please let me move on?
• Julia Reinstein and Patrick Kelly, stop talking about ending "petty politics" and "pretend West Wing". You have been involved in SG since freshman year and are the problem you continue to talk about.
• Why didn't student government try to get new majors and minors that would bring in new student demographics, more tuition money, and at the same time increasing our ranking? Stop focusing solely on LGBT.
• Please stop publishing eagle rants about the micro P.A. Thank you.
• Wow, mind blown by politics in the U.S today in the research symposium.
• to the sexy guy on the soccer team that i always see on the third floor of the library. you are so freaking sexy!!! i love the way you dress i think we should meet up and bone. -dancegirl69
• I am deeply in love with the cashier at the dav. YOu r so beautiful n i think about u every day n night. kisses from an exchange student from france
• It's really funny when you see the posts defending the comptroller because it obviously is himself defending his embezzlement scandal cuz no one else would. Why else would the SG insiders ticket with each other but not him?
• @"Hey, people on the quite floor talking about knowing each other from the start. When I say quite floor, you say
