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Eagle Rants: March 7, 2013

•You know what sucks? What sucks is having no friends, not being good at anything, and realizing that your life is so, so far off from where you wanted it to be. •wake me up you stinking varmint. don't leave me hanging out like an injun •@the guy working at the Perch tonight is extremely ...






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Eagle Rants: March 2, 2013

• Note to self, ask out ______________ before she graduates....I hate my life • To the person ranting because they think the sign about hair is because of the Aramark workers,I don't know if you have ever been in a girls shower, but hair is plastered all over and it's disgusting for the people ...







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Eagle Rants: Feb. 21-23, 2013

Editor's Note: I apologize severely for forgetting to post Eagle Rants. I deserve all the Eagle Rant hatred for this heinous crime. I'm setting a daily reminder on my phone as we speak. •@the creepy RA ranter... Throw us a bone, what floor? Please??? •@girl who likes the older guy: I know ...





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February 16-17, 2013

• Oh my, three responses in Russian-to the Google Translate! (I actually don't speak Russian, so if the responders are picturing someone they know who speaks Russian, I'm sorry to disappoint. ??? ????? ??? ???????) But if you do like someone, consider telling them (in English, if you're unsure ...



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