•after painting my nails and attempting to put eyeliner, I have a new appreciation for girls who do that every day.
•Dear Editor, thanks for answering all my questions the last few days! [Editor's Note: My pleasure!]
•I'm tired all the time.
•"@""Stop lecturing me on what I cannot do with my property. Animals have no rights, their sole purpose is to serve mankind by providing sustenance or labor."" yeah, and black people were born to be slaves, justified by a religious agenda? amirite?
•This successful long-distance relationship is brought to you by PornHub.
•WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARE ABOUT FISH!!!! (PS they are going to be gone)
•It suddenly occurred to me that EQB is actually quite a nice looking building from the outside.
•@"I live on a floor of hippies. I never thought our floor could smell worse. Well I was wrong. These stupid compost organic waste bins smell like crap.” It's the same waste that's always been there...just in a different bin. Smell shouldn't be an issue...
••Saw the hottest, most out of my league girl at the library last night. How does one rise up on the totem poll? -make your own totem pole HEY HEY HEY!
•16 days till spring break. And only about 5 million papers between now and then.
•Can someone please come up with an app and/or some type of messaging system that alerts ONLY me of what/where/when groups are selling Georgetown Cupcakes on campus? [Editor's Note: When that happens, let me know ASAP.]
•Can a guy look manly while drinking through a straw?
•Can I just say that the editor of the eagle is FINE! I love me some skinny white Jews with sexy facial hair.
•@"Only a ginger can call another ginger". No. No one should call anyone a ginger. The proper American term is "redhead". Ginger is a spice.
•It wouldn't be a stupid, mindless SIS paper if I didn't throw in a token shout out to India's burgeoning middle-class. Yo waddup New Delhi?
••@“ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A PA? OR AN RA?” NO IT'S AN RA
•Who do I have to bribe to get all of OIT fired? There f^%king r}#[}*s. litterally ANYONE could do a better job than them.
•Does anyone else read urbanbaby?
•"@""How does one rise up on the totem poll?"" Viagra. If not that. Then go up to her and say, ""Yo. I have a 8x10 framed photo of Ronald Reagan by my bed that I kiss everyday and I would like to trickle down some luving down your way, sweet mama."" CASE CLOSED. GIVE ME ALL YOUR PANTIES (DISCLAIMER: a handshake or high five will be fine too).
•"@""i need to stop thinning about you "" That sounds like a cry for help.
•That feeling when you take a dump and go to wipe but it cleaned itself on the way out
•nooooooo I loved the old editor s/he is so crochety and apathetic! come back!
•No one cares what you say.
•I don't always write Eagle Rants, but when I do, I prefer wasting the editor's time with useless parodies.
•I like the new editor better than the old one. He/she's nicer. [Editor's Note: Thanks!]
•@"....I know who it is to. Ever think of telling Housing and Dining to force him to lay off." We're thinking of telling our co ra first
•I'm so glad I'm abroad. I read one page of rants and I don't miss AU drama at all.
