•Smell shouldn't be an issue... spoken like a true AU hippie!
•C'mon, omnis. The dairy industry refers to the device used to forcibly impregnate cattle as a "rape rack," and they rip the calf away from their mother just so y'all can drink the milk meant for her baby. Arguing over the legitimacy of the comparison doesn't absolve YOU from responsibility in perpetuating a horribly cruel system.
•Although a lot of people are upset about Rachel Maddow coming, I'm pretty sure at least 90% of the campus lesbians think Christmas has come early.
•Yo, my hair actually is naturally red, not a traditional ginger shade (aka I'm not even a little orange; we're talking red-red). I don't really count as a ginger, so please don't discount my 'red-head' designation as a non-entity.
•@ "Get thee to a nunnery!" Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears. I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do --- oh wait. Wrong tragedy. [Editor's Note: "Though this be madness, yet there is method in't."]
•Dear slightly hypocritical AU Liberals, Yes you're a majority, but if you're going to pride yourselves on being so "open-minded," why are AU conservatives forced into hiding? Hint: respect other people's opinions and they'll learn to respect your's. Sincerely, a Disappointed Moderate
•@ssss aaaa ffff eeee tttt yyyy SAFETY DANCE I started the safety dance rant about two weeks ago, I'm so glad you brought it back!
•Ladies, this is another friendly reminder that the cute, funny, and overall great guy on the 3rd floor of a Northside residence hall IS MINE! BACK OFF!!!!!! ...rant over?
•So not going to Founders day was probably the best decision of my life
•chugg half a bottle of EC, run around campus, and then sex it up with a girl
•Finally March is right around the corner: 3 concerts, spring break, and St. Patrick's Day! What more could one ask for?
•I don't understand why people are so upset about the Tuition raise. Yes, this school costs an extraordinary amount of money. I have to pay for it, and do I like seeing the pay increase? Not at all, but I understand that they are not raising our tuition just to be "evil" its because this is a good school. Thats providing us with an amazing education. almost every school in the country has its tuition increasing. Sure, AU isn't perfect. But I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
•People who went to founders day ball- everybody looked so classy!! Loved all of the dresses (and suits)! Ya'll looked classy as hell! Stay classy AU [Editor's Note: Thanks!]
•I can't even take these activists sometimes.
•Don't complain when people are exclusive towards you if you're just gonna turn around and exclude people for whatever reason.
•Why are you so frickin' cute, smart, charming, and sexy? You're making it really hard not to think about you. I can only hope that you see me more than a friend.
