• Note to self, ask out ______________ before she graduates....I hate my life
• To the person ranting because they think the sign about hair is because of the Aramark workers,I don't know if you have ever been in a girls shower, but hair is plastered all over and it's disgusting for the people taking showers in it. It takes me three minutes to get all the hair off the walls before I will even shower. Don't plaster your hair on the walls in a bathroom other people have to use, and RHA won't make signs about it.
• Someone stole the Tolstoy statue. Don't worry, the offenders will get busted. #TERRIFIC #KONY2013 #AWESOME #FISTPUMP
• @LEGGINGS WILL NEVER BE PANTS' guess what? Nobody who wears leggings or pants gives a rat's ass what you think. They're f**king comfortable. If it's aggravating you so much then get a hobby and stop staring at people's asses.
• @'who is james dean' it's called "Google."
• @Bad Wolf: Rose Tyler...
• @"Shut up Doug." - What makes you think I submitted an Eagle rant yesterday? (Hint: I didn't. Stop making incorrect assumptions.)
• So I didn't give a damn about Tolstoy when they put his head up. And I don't give a damn about him now that he's headless. Moving on with life...
• Tolstoy got busted.
• Can't we all just find something that we can agree on? Like how lame YouTube has become lately?
• Halp I need suggestions for a cool place to get coffee not on campus yet not too far from AU and is NOT Starbucks! You suggestions are greatly appreciated!
• Im lookin at the tolstoy head. it's on my desk right now. lol. stupid communist.
• @Kogod ranter telling the underdressed kid to "go back to SOC or SIS." Hi. SOC kid here. I made $30 an hour at a Bank of America internship last summer, so let's cut the ego/superiority complex and realize that an SOC kid beat you at your own game...
• @Shoutout to the hot guys who use/run the photo lab aw yiss
