Editor's Note: I apologize severely for forgetting to post Eagle Rants. I deserve all the Eagle Rant hatred for this heinous crime. I'm setting a daily reminder on my phone as we speak.
•@the creepy RA ranter... Throw us a bone, what floor? Please???
•@girl who likes the older guy: I know it's a few days later, but more info
•@"Can a guy look manly while drinking through a straw?" Sure, if you're not a complete vagina of a man
•Quick I have to submit my rant before Eaglesecure knocks me off the internet agai
•Being a good looking single straight male at AU has the unfortunate side effect of having several lovely young ladies on the hook at the same time. Should I nicely tell them it's probably not going to happen or should I keep them waiting?
•Thank you for providing an alum with a much needed laugh at the end of a very long work day.
•Forget your troubles come on get happy
•there's an Anderson Hall RA who is the cockiest A**hole ever... know who he is?
•You know you work for the AU Phonathon when you call 911 by accident
•@"Only a ginger can call another ginger". No. No one should call anyone a ginger. The proper American term is "redhead". Ginger is a spice. " Ginger Spice? GIRL POWER! SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!
•For my only politically laced rant ever: Rachel Maddow? REALLY, AU???? Ugh.
•@"We're thinking of telling out co ra first" Good idea! he/she is also a student so will be more likely to believe you/have suggestions that the housing and dining staff who basically don't care about students. good luck!
•Hi new editor! Love ya already!
•That awkward moment when I dont know who Rachel maddow is...
•STOP COMPARING ANIMAL RIGHTS WITH RAPE AND SLAVERY. THEY ARE NOT COMPARABLE.
•@""This successful long-distance relationship is brought to you by PornHub."" More like masturGREATion. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA My dad left our family.
•@"No. No one should call anyone a ginger. The proper American term is "redhead". Ginger is a spice." Ziga-Zig-Ahhhhh. Interesting point.
•@""Can a guy look manly while drinking through a straw?"" I really wanna answer this back with a pun, but I just violently farted and am unable to form new memories.
•Goddammit, SG. Stop screwing around with your rules and let the stinking elections happen already.
•I facebook creep the most random people in order to procrastinate.
•Dude, if I had known how much swag sorority girls get during big/little week, I would've rushed. Oh well. Back to creeping on their facebook pics while eating Easy Mac.
•Anyone else notice that the only people on Twitter using the #SaveTheEagle hashtag other than staff members of The Eagle are people working to save the bald eagle? As in, the actual species of bird itself?
•I don't think I will do what I did first semester even though I said I would next year.
•I love how no one get my Tim Minchin ""Prejudice"" quote and decide to make it about what you can and can't call people who have red hair... "And you know my kids are gonna be clothed and fed 'Cuz papa's gonna be bringing home the Ginger bread And my kids will always be well red (and the other read-- it's a homophone!)"
•Dear roommate, since I can't be happy for you on facebook for reasons known only to your BOYFRIEND :) CONGRATS! Whoosh I'm so happy you guys are finally dating officially =) When he visits in March I will willing be exiled, because I'm just so excited for you!!! :D YYYYAAAAAAYYYYY! FINALLY!!!!
•Hey you, yeah you, with the face and the nice voice and the awesome christology. Yeah, you. I like you. I thought you should know. Because it seems to me that you don't. So now you know, assuming that you don't automatically discredit this as not possibly describing you.
•I don't like myself, and I have no idea why people put up with me. I have an awesome group of people who I hang out with on campus-- but I don't think they think of me as a friend. It makes me sad. I want to be friends with them, but they're too awesome for me. So I guess I'll just have to deal with being a part of the club and watching them be happy.
•DAMMIT! WHY DO YOU KEEP DRAWING SUCH SUGGESTIVE THINGS ON DRAW SOMETHING! Now I'm terribly confused.
•As an alum now on the outside looking, I guess I never realized how pretentious and cringey the majority AU students can be. You're all just sooo cooool.
•Most of the "retards" at OIT know the difference between "there" and "they're." Hey, aren't you supposed to be a university student? When do you plan on learning English? Love, AU staff.
•ssss aaaa ffff eeee tttt yyyy SAFETY DANCE
•@yeah, and black people were born to be slaves, justified by a religious agenda? amirite?- you just called black people animals...
•I swear, I've heard that I look like Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) so often it's like I can tell when see the resemblance just by glances. I've got no problem with it, so long as it's a good thing. In fact, I've found it quite humorous at times.
•@white straight male heteronormative scum- and loving it!: ME TOO! Isn't white male privilege great? <3
•@No. No one should call anyone a ginger. The proper American term is "redhead". Ginger is a spice: Have you never encountered British people? As a ginger, I prefer ginger to redhead. No one actually has a red head. Seriously.
•Beautiful girls in my Anthro class, why are you SO gorgeous?!
•New Editor, I have a question...when in general should we expect the new day's rants to be posted? This way nobody makes a fuss 20 times... [Editor's Note: Let's say, 8 p.m.?]
•why was i late for class? Sorry i was twerkin for daddy.
•I have a serious question for my fellow ranters (and Rant Editor if he/she so chooses): I'm a virgin in every sense of the word, so I don't know if what I've read/seen in movies is true; does that animalistic, passionate kind of sex actually happen in real life? I can't imagine my emotions taking over me in a 'gotta have you now' kind of way, and I've only seen/read it in fiction.
•Why is it easier to seek help for depression, ADHD, OCD, and being a victim of rape than it is to come to terms with the irrefutable fact that I have an eating disorder? Well, I can answer that one myself: a) I don't want others to see me as someone obsessed with something as "superficial" as my body, and b) I don't want help. I want to be where I was 25 pounds ago, when I barely ate for a month after I was raped. internalized shame hey-o!
•awkward, tinder matched me with the older brother of someone I fell in love with and was subsequently destroyed by over a year ago. neither of them even go here. p.s. the older brother is way more attractive. who knew?
•Entry Log: It's been some weeks now and roommate relations have disappeared faster than a fork in TDR at dinnertime. My only relief is that March break is around the corner and I got a respite from the drama.
•all y'all hating on the dav... haters go'n hate, playas go'n play, PLAY ON DIRTY HIPSTERS! i will continue to buy drinks from all you beautiful baristas.
@avalon poster from forever ago -- that was a really sweet message! i hope s/he appreciates it!
•To the work crews outside Leonard: could you not use jackhammers from 7-9 in the morning? You can rip up the street outside my window and put it back together to your heart's content any other time you want during daylight hours.
•New editor same problems! Why haven't the rants been up in time?
•Yes because black people are animals. This is why no one likes a preachy vegan. Check your food privileges whitey
•People at this school who talk about "AU goggles" are crazy. I think the women here are gorgeous.
•"yeah, and black people were born to be slaves, justified by a religious agenda? amirite?" ok Britta from Community GOOD COMPARISON.
•Chris Litchfield is really starting to look like Karl Marx with that hairstyle
•The Harlem Shake stresses me out...
•If there's two things the Undergraduate Senate loves, it's dumb bills and dumb acronyms.
•Dear Eagle Rants, My love for you has shifted to another... UH Confessions. I'd like to say, "it's not you, it's me!", but it really is you. They've managed to out biddy the biddies, and I'm loving it.
•As an RA I would definitely suggest telling the RA in question that they are making you uncomfortable and being very clear about what you would like them to stop. If you can't do that for some reason telling the other RA on the floor is a good second option. But be sure to do it as soon as possible- - they won't know to stop until you tell them!
•What the heck, editor... One day, okay, you're a person with a life, but two? Isn't this like, your job?
•Get thee to a nunnery!
•Damn I finally felt sexy and confident tonight in my own skin!
•To the frat boy who wears vineyard vines and does KPU and republicans: I want to be your Nancy Reagan.
•Yes! So glad to be back in the gym :)
•WHERE ARE THE EAGLE RANTS?!? please make sure your reminders are set properly.
•GDI > Greeks
