•You know what sucks? What sucks is having no friends, not being good at anything, and realizing that your life is so, so far off from where you wanted it to be.
•wake me up you stinking varmint. don't leave me hanging out like an injun
•@the guy working at the Perch tonight is extremely hot. I think he's straight too. Thank you so much!
•I will go around in my underwear thank you very much. No, I'll actually do you one better I'll go around in my nude self because you know what other outlines you can see through my leggings THAT OF MY BODY. Offend you? Look away I don't want you and your rude self staring at my booty anyhow.
•@my immortal fanfic ranter: fangs for ranting that, goffick. I'm so glad someone else at AU knows about that horrible, terrible, but so amazing fanfic!!
•Omg really tho too much hard chicken at tdr, glad someones finally saying something about it i'm so for that like really we should eat better
•TEXAS SUX ERRY1 H8S IT WUZ THERE BUT TEEN PREGNANCY AND RICK PERRY
•What does Marcellus Wallace look like? [Editor's Note: What?]
•@You apple pie better be freakin' worth it! Yesterday was Tuesday...but today is Tuesday too!!!!!!!
•@"anti feminist club needs to be started" They already have one of those; it's called Western Civilization.
•WMATA sucks.
•Kicking back in my baggy t-shirts and jeans because I don't neeeeeeeeed validation! You can be classy, but I'd rather be happy.
•Best rants of the semester. -by using best you totally just made this rant suck. Even my taint is offended.
•overalls anyone?
•I saw this one guy who I went on a kind-of date with freshman year (we're now seniors) the other day, for the first time since 2010. He is certifiably HOT. Damn.
•@'•Just because you wear leggings as pants doesn't mean you should. #TERRIBLEFASHIONSENSE. Also they're not pants. They're really not. If I can see every outline of your underwear, they're not pants. Seriously, at that point, why not just go around in your underwear?' Hmm.. well it's gonna start getting warmer soon.. why not?
•@'@ @Nothing is more frustrating than getting comfy in the library and then realizing there's no plug near you.' worst. thing. ever. The worst thing ever? Worse than the Holocaust? Really? Be thankful for what you have idiot.' First of all, learn to take a joke. Absolutely NOBODY thinks it's worse than the Holocaust, I mean Jesus Christ, man, are you kidding? Second, I lost a lot of family in the Holocaust so yeah, I'm fully aware of how awful it was. Third, get a hobby instead of dampening down people's annoyances.
•Eww, what's the point of even posting pictures on instagram when you take them blurry and crooked?! If you're gonna be a sheep, at least be an artsy one...
•EVERYBODY CALM DOWN THIS IS EAGLE RANTS NOT 'LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU'RE A JERK AND I'M THE RULER OF ALL AND MY OPINION IS THE ONE THAT MATTERS LAND' geez
•Don't you hate it when people greet you with, "I haven't seen you around in forever! ...where have you been?" as if YOU'RE the one whose been isolating yourself in the room. Seriously? I'm around campus just as as much as I was last semester, maybe the question is where have YOU been!
•I was crushing on a girl all last semester until I came to accept that she was almost certainly straight... Now (through extensive facebook creeping) it looks like she might not be... Looks like I can go back to crushing on her!
•@"The dark haired photolab dude w/ glasses digs u back": Who is the "u" in this lovely sentence?
•@"The worst thing ever? Worse than the Holocaust?": I've found the people who compare things to the Holocaust generally tend to suck.
•The boy I was crushing on all semester until I got some pretty good feelings that he was straight I'm almost positive that he is gay... Facebook creeping does pay off... Yay! Now I have someone to crush on this semester!
•I make up rants to make it seem like I have stuff going on in my life...
•AEPhi didn't steal that tradition from Chi O, they took it from Phi Mu.
•Literally all of the rants from yesterday reaffirmed how happy I am to be going home for spring break. Seriously y'all, was there a full moon or something? This school is just plain weird.
•@SnoringRoommate I have the same problem. My roommate is also overweight. He snores super loud. Earplugs. Buy them. I can sleep now.
•@"What a stupid idea! Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?" *Cut to a starfish under a rock, alarm ringing, indicating it is three in the morning* "Oh boy three A.M.!"
•@shout out to my bf he is the greatest hes cute as a button got this nice lil booty and hes so sweet and smells nice and makes me food and holds me and pleases my body and his penis is so big it doesnt fit in my mouth because its like the circumference of a snapple bottle. . . . -- You sound like you're high. . .
•I don't understand why you're still lying to me, but I don't care anymore.
•Texas is #1
•Hard chicken at TDR, speak the truth
•a snapple bottle would make for a great dildo thanks for the idea
•I think that girl shouting out to her bf was ranting while in the middle of having sex with him anyone else get that vibe because it sounded that way
•I AM OFFENDED BY YAWNS WTF
•Do you ever see your old jerk roommate and just think thank all deities I am not you and don't have to live your sad mean life
•Just sitting here thinking damn I'm like 70% water. There's only 30% me in here that's a little freaky. I mean really what if the water in me has some leviathan in it or something I'm afraid.
•AU students for salvia is legal so let's hot knife it just because we can
•AU is evil ther's like eyse and triangls everywere its sighn of illuminati no one is safe its evil
•al greek organisations evil illumianti i see the triangle s you wear and EAT stands for everywere angels turf and sig ep stands for SATAN IS EVERYWHERE no one is safe illuminati on campus
•So The Eagle's article about alleged illegalities in the SG elections is buried down under the "News" tab of The Eagle's website. It's nowhere on the homepage. But an article consisting of a tiramisu recipe is prominent on The Eagle's homepage. Yay priorities! [Editor's Note: That top slot needs a photo for every story. We didn't have a photo for the BOE story.
•people are seriously angry that animal testing takes place? Honestly people. It sucks that it happens. But id much rather have medicine and vaccines tested on a mice over a human being. There are a lot more important issues in the world.
•Sandra Fluke at AU #disgusting
•A Feminazi is a hard core feminist, whose harshness and brutishness is equal to that of a Nazi. They blame all of there problems on men, as the source of there continuous "oppression". (ie Seeing the need to wear a bra and shave your legs as a sign of giving into male pressure to be attractive) ... Unfortunately there is a sizable population of these people at AU
•I hate wondering if he still thinks about me.
•IT'S WEDNESDAY hollah at my fandom
•Every girl should have a vibrator to do for herself what most men can't
•Is hard chicken and instrument
•Sex with professors is much more gross than it would seem you're in this cramped office and you're up on the desk trying not to be loud because there are other offices around and you get a tack stuck in your butt and they're just looking a little old and have atrocious coffee breath
•Rantz antz pantz ain't no legginz in dis joint got antz in pantz instead and all you can do is rantz
•@worse than the holocaust- uh it's called hyperbole, really now
•confession these ads for university of phoenix look more and more appealing all the time, hate au
•@"Well first someone makes out with a professor in her office, now someone has slept with a professor for a grade, really, I mean REALLY!" I quit. No really. I quit. I want a lurid affair with a professor.
•I don't like that I live with a napper.
